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Designated Drunk Driver

The guy with the best motor-skills and coordination under the influence of a lot of alcohol out of all the dudes you hang out with. You depend on this guy to to drive you home when all of you are wasted and you trust him with your life. He should be able to take like 20 brews and still drive you back to base without a fatal accident or getting pulled over.
Since we all planed on drinking we decided that Arlen would be the designated drunk driver because he drove back to the city that one night without dying after drinking 15 shots of vlady.
by Kurt Grendel January 29, 2008
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diavion

Beautiful, classy but never nasty.
Annoying sometimes but can keeps secrets.
Diavion also known as deavon which is a very self confident person who doesn't care about other peoples opinions.
Person1..Diavion is so annoying always loud and troubling people.
Person2.. Diavion always tells the truth and ignores what people say.
by Sandra1000 November 21, 2013
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kansas driver

1. a term derived from a true story based on the first two owners of automobiles in the state of Kansas (one in Kansas City, the other on the far western prairie ) who drove across state only to crash head long into each other despite a relative plethora of roads and open spaces.

2. a person who will sit or stand right next to you or crowd you when there is practically no one else in the movie theater, on an empty four way street corner, or any other situation where there is plenty of room to maneuver but said person behaves as if in a crowded elevator or phone booth.
Man, I hate going to the movies at the theater uptown - nothing but kansas drivers. And they're everywhere on the street corners in that area, too !
by Virgin Suicides June 3, 2017
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driver's arm

refers to the left arm being tanner (or redder) than the right arm because it's been hanging out the window
dude1: hey man i took a trip to LA last weekend...
dude2: yea man i know... you've got major driver's arm!
by Chrissy12321 June 11, 2006
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murder drive

man don't fuck wit them boys on murder drive
by riptoman March 20, 2008
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colonial drive

a major state road/highway that runs straight the the heart of the city of orlando and extends much further past, running east and west to each coast. state road 50. west colonial drive = ghetto, east colonial drive = not as ghetto, some very nice areas. colonial drive = the portion of state road 50 that runs through downtown, or used to refer to any particular portion of state road 50 in orange county, florida.
we headed to roxy to party last night
where's that?
it's on colonial drive and bennett, a little way east of downtown orlando.
by crunk407 March 27, 2008
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Hobo Drive-By

When you walks past a homeless man who happens to be masturbating, and he proceeds to ejaculate on you.
You: "Holy shit! That hobo just jizzed all over me!"
Friend: "Bro, that was a hobo drive-by..."
by The master batter October 26, 2011
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