dead drunk

When someone is dead drunk, they are so intoxicated that they seem as though they were dead.

Peter: Oh My God! What's wrong with John?
John's Girlfriend: Don't worry, Peter. He's just dead drunk(smashed).

by HU AL Kuz November 10, 2013

drunk dick

drunk dick.

when you've had way to much to drink and you're too drunk to fuck.

no boner

check out that drunk dick loser over there trying to suck his own limp dick. omg what the hell did he just puke!

by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

RapeBoat Drunk

When you get so drunk that you think that it is a Good idea to get onto a random boat full of just guys that most likely will be wanting to rape you but you are so drunk that you don't even consider it being a bad idea until the electrical and duct tape comes out. You don't remember what happened in the morning anyway, even though you are covered in bruises and you do not know why.

Beka: Hey Suzie let's get RapeBoat Drunk tonight?

Suzie: No Way, not after last weekend, I got sooo RapeBoat drunk then that I don't remember what happened but I was covered in massive bruises on Monday.

Beka: Yeah you don't want to know what happened to you, but I got us all out of there when they pulled out the duct tape

by R.B.S. December 3, 2011

Zoom drunk

Over-indulging on adult beverages while engaged in online video chats with friends, family or colleagues

Person 1: It was great to connect with everyone last night over Zoom and drink the night away.
Person 2: Yes, we need to get Zoom Drunk more often.

by LukeListenLearn June 2, 2020

Walle drunk

When someone gets drunk way too easily and becomes a bit gay.

oh that guy is Walle drunk he talks to people

by Svennebanana May 2, 2019

drunk o'clock

the time at which someone is noticeably drunk, especially when it is not at a generally accepted time to be drunk.

"I called Bill at about 2 pm, and he was already slurring his words. Apparently, it's already half past drunk o'clock for him."

by The LJ-rizzle March 23, 2009

Work Drunk

When you work night shifts and your brain stops working. You may appear intoxicated and have difficulty driving home.

I probably shouldn't text my Tinder date right now, I'm a little bit work drunk...

by djn-rock July 27, 2016