Douche 

a feminine not male product use to clean a nasty ass reproductive organ of the female the vagina that smells of dead decaying flesh that man tend to flea from unless there a nimfo. not ment to clean your shithole. I wouldnt say this unless someone i know has tried this. but we all tend to take advantage of the word and were proud of it. we use it for slang to make people feel like stupid assholes for stupid shit they've done,did,do,said,mentioned, and pretty much anything you have to think about before doin it that might make people call u a douche u probably will be called a douche.

dude your such a douche

Boy:hey u wanna bone
Girl: no sorry i have to douche

Boy: nasty!! u better douche that pussy before i fuck that shit!
Sister: ok

dude your such a douch for using a douch floyd lol

Douche by Small T July 5, 2006

douche 

1)T.V. psychic John Edward. He is the biggest douche in the universe.

2)Total, faggy, smelly people. They act wierd in private but act as if they are one of us. Like how people would rather jack-off in private than in public. They hardly put deodorant on or take showers or baths because most of them are proud of who they are. Normal people can hardly stand their annoying gestures, immature taunts, homosexuality and them talking all femimine. They are the scariest type of people on earth (them and gay men, women are ok) and may often give people false hope, like T.V. psychic John Edward, who he himself looks like a douche already.

3)People who are just plain annoying.

Guy 1: Arren Ramos is such a bitch!

Guy 2: And plainly just looks like a douche!

Girl: Yeah, she's the most annoying kid in the world!

douche by Anita Tit August 13, 2006

douche 

1) Any democrat that thinks they really have a chance of winning presidency in this world
2) Complete idiot

Wow, John Kerry is a really big douche...
Yeah... I know...

douche by dontcareforyou July 23, 2007

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Kanye West

I'ma let you finish, but Kanye West is the biggest douche I've ever met

douche by kebbsterr November 16, 2010

Douche 

Someone that thinks they are better than you. Usually seen trying to get their name, followed by all their "great" qualities, in the Urban dictionary.

Person: Wow he thinks he's so great, he is such a douche

Douche by Trashist January 12, 2017

Douche 

How people in Hollywood abuse espresso machines.

Can you believe it actors totally get coffee enemas and douche with coffee.

Douche by elvis December 8, 2003

douche 

shortened version of douchebag

yo douche bring me a beer while your up

douche by hazzi February 4, 2003