A "monster" (created by two very distinct people) who is characterized by his duck-like form and terrifying stare. He proudly hangs on the front wall of Room 17 beneath his parents, Shelly and Chip. Was almost named Toothbrush but was saved from a life of misery through his current name.
Mallory: Look at Doorknob, he looks so nice hanging there.
Emma: Huehuehue
by Shelly Trois May 11, 2019
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Alternate of darn it, except people think you're crazy.
Bob: "We don't have any money."
George: "Doorknob!"
Bob: ????
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When someone unwillingly grabs an individuals testicles in a "Knob" turning fashion. Similar to a door.
Ronald, "Bitch make me a sandwich," and Susan said "Fuck you bitch Imma doorknob your ass!"
by KITTEN MITTENSXXXChewbacca February 26, 2011
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Someone being a bit dim , not understanding the simplest things
idiot thick
by Kumbi kaye July 9, 2019
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The most fucking useless object to put on a door to open it close it!!! Just stick to handles.
Person 1: bruh I can't open this door!!!

Person 2: I know.... you gotta twist it like a little to the right, then jiggle it to the left and then punch full force next to the lock and it will come open.

Person 1: it didn't work, this doorknob sucks... You should get them all replaced with handles.
by BRUHsslesproutboi September 16, 2020
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