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Soprano discount

To rip-off your trannie lover of the hour.
The Soprano discount was a rip-off orginally bragged about by a guy named Soprano who boasted of his accomplishment on a number of web sites. The Soprano discount goes as follows:

Visit Parc Morazon in San Jose, Costa Rica. Have two or more trannies fuck you bareback in the ass, then take out enough cash to pay just one of them, throw it in the air and run off.
by badabingofcostarica January 4, 2010
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Lebanese Discount

Overcharging an absurdly high amount of money to those of Lebanese descent.
A man walks into Big Mama's pizzeria and notices a sign reading "Ask for the Lebanese Discount." The man, who is of Lebanese descent, feels he is about to get a deal of a lifetime. After bringing his pizza home to eat, he notices he was charged double for his medium pizza. He fell victim to the classic Lebanese Discount.
by BDZ16 April 22, 2015
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Captain Jack discount

Loosely related to the "five finger discount".
When software, movies, music, etc. is acquired through piracy.
Captain Jack refers to Captain Jack Sparrow of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" films.
The "Jack" part of the name is also a play on the word "jack" or "to steal".
"I saw that program on TV! Doesn't it cost hundreds of dollars?!"
"Not with my Captain Jack discount!"

"There's thousands of songs on your iPhone! You must have financed Steve Job's funeral yourself by buying these on iTunes!"
"iTunes? HELL no! I got these off the internet with my Captain Jack discount."
by BumBumBubblegum October 31, 2011
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One finger discount

Pirating something online, which is technically stealing. Comes from the phrase five finger discount, however, with pirating only a mouse click is required.
I got the one finger discount on the latest season of Game of Thrones. Let's meet up at my place later and watch a couple episodes.
by thepiratebay September 6, 2013
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the two-finger discount

When you get hooked up with a free item or discount where your girlfriend works because of your mad digit skills with the box.
(preferably used with appropriate hand gesture. reference: "two fingers")

Alternative entry: the three finger discount. same idea, but your woman a big ol' ho....better tie a board on your back 'for you fall in that shit....like a tic tac in a whale.... throwing a hot dog down a hallway...
say your woman's working at Mickey D's and she hooks you up with a free McChicken... you just got the two-finger discount!!

example:
DUDE1: yo, man, that's one hella value meal. how'd you hook that up?
DUDE2: two finger discount man! you know i got that bitch wrapped around my shit.
DUDE1: man, i gotta get me somma that, where you know some fine ho's work at?
DUDE2: shit, man, u lookin for fine girls?...look at those hands!... all clumsy and shit, droppin' crap everywhere...ain't no fine box gonna hook you up!.. you best start looking at wally-world, maybe you find some big bertha to hook you up with a THREE FINGER discount!! wah--haaaa!!
by smark_77 April 30, 2007
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Discount Condom King

A website offering ridiculous deals with condoms. One would think that the deals were caused due to a warehouse manfuction, but that hasn't been proven in court yet. The Discount Condom King promises that a minimum of 80% of all condoms will be sold without holes pre poked in them.
Guy 1: Thanks to the discount condom king, I'll never have to buy full priced condoms again!

Guy 2: Why did you buy 200 at one time?
Guy 1: You can't turn down this bargain. The holes are a bummer though.
by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010
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fat finger discount

buying stocks at bargain prices after a moronic trader types a "b" instead of an "m" in a sell order for a million shares causing the stock market to drop 1000 pts in a matter of minutes.
Friend: Dude, you see the market dropped 1000 pts in 15 minutes today?!

Me: Yeah man, I got a nice fat finger discount on some Accenture ADRs at a penny a share.
by helltrader May 10, 2010
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