divorce

1)the most pathetic excuse for your parents being a bunch of stupid shits.

they suck and ruin lives.

nothing good comes out of them, except for the wife, who gets to rape her ex with childsupport, which mostly gets spent on stupid shit
(in my situation, a new set of dishes, and big screen tv...)

2)a way to show your kids that you don't care about them cause you want to go and fuck up their lives by messing them up socially, mentally, AND emotionally...

my parents are failures as parents and thus got a divorce, and i will never forgive them for that.

by greg April 19, 2004

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Divorced Breasts

When a set of nipples point in completely opposite directions regardless of the body position of the women who has them.

Man Cathy would have a nice rack if it wasn't for her divorced breasts.

by apaq11 January 30, 2010

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Dinorexia

The state in which, someone believes themselves to be a Dinosaur.

Hannah: Rawr!!! Rawr!!!

Courtnie: What is she doing?!

Becky: She just thinks she's a dinosaur. She has Dinorexia

Courtnie: Ohhh

by DinoRexy October 30, 2010

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Big Divorced Dad Energy

Not unlike, BDE, BDDE is a variation that exposes the idiocy of one of the richest men in the world posting a pic of his bedside table. The internet exploded with comments about his #BDDE. The new Elon is not better than the balding one.

He was proud posting about his bedside table containing two pistols and a handful of Diet Coke (tm) cans, haplessly exposing his Big Divorced Dad Energy.

by jmacofearth November 28, 2022

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