cold diarrhea

a phrase used to describe someone. or diarrhea when cold.

you think you're hot shit, but you're really just cold diarrhea.

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

Diarmuid

A wizard/warrior who lives in a magical place called "Mordor" and sleep with a girl with big tits and who is a mothafuckin OG and smoke weed all day everyday.

I wish I was so Diarmuid right now

by Hamstertron 4000 March 9, 2015

explosive diarrhea

1.explosive diarrhea is when you fart and have diarrhea at the same time.

not something you want to have.

2.when you get diarrhea and you poop so fast a jet of diarrhea water hits you in the ass leaving you smelling like well...shit

i thought I was about to fart but instead it was explosive diarrhea.

by shutup312 March 16, 2009

Pop The Cork Diarrhea

Severe constipation followed by diarrhea... essentially, it was really hard before to start but then it just gushed out... similar to opening a champange bottle

I pushed for so long and then it ended up being diarrhea... I popped the cork

Pop The cork Diarrhea

by Parth S Patel September 12, 2009

diagraphy

A book that is part "diary" and part "auto-biography" in which the writer presents a story, or series of poems, etc. as both a personal message to himself, as well as a chronicle of his experiences that he shares with the public.

I am finally finished with my book, a "diagraphy" of my life.

Have you read the newest best-seller? I hear it is an awesome "diagraphy".

by m. marcus August 14, 2006

Diarrhea sundae

it is when you stick your dick in a girls butt hole and then she performs diarrhea while the dick is inside her. This cause a warm feeling. Take the dick out and stick it in the pussy and as she moans before she shits again stickit back in the butt hole to perform diarrhea again. when its all done with her shit all over your dick and your ready to explode stick it in her mouth and performs diarrhea sundae.

girl: babe can i get some diarrhea sundea from you.
guy: sure but lets go before you explode.
girl: give me some of that diarrhea sundae!!!

by LoadedMoneyman1 February 14, 2012

degart

To fix or "uncomplicate" a system or process that has needlessly been broken or complicated due to over-automation or over-engineering.

"The original developer had created a system that was so complex, that I had to DEGART it before anyone could figure out how to use it."

by .Common Knowledge August 16, 2008