squat diddly

NOTHING

He talks a lot of smack about computers, but he actually knows squat diddly about operating systems or programming.

by Kolchak Jones March 8, 2017

Diddly-Do December

Girls can finger/get fingered until they can’t stand no more okurrrrrr

Boy 1- “Yo,, it’s Diddly-Do December,, imma go finger her diddly do until my finger breaks”

Boy 2- “I’m gay so imma finger my ass hole”

by Devers November 3, 2019

son of a diddly

son of a diddly a non offensive alternative to the vulgar and offensive son of a bitch when using vulgar language is not appropriate

my neighbor turned his dogs loose in my yard to do his business i told him not too that son of a diddly did it anyway and laughed in my face what a son of a diddly

i left my shoes out in the rain son of a diddly

by bluebear April 2, 2024

diddly fucked up

Slang used in the Bad News, VA for "really messed up"

Aaron: My hair is all diddly fucked up.
Tripp: What even is that?
Aaron: You know

by GallifrAngel February 10, 2014

crud diddly

Crud diddly is a more PG way of saying the curse word "shit."

Cop: You're under arrest!
Me: What! I haven't done crud diddly!

by uhh94 November 14, 2019

Jack diddly shit

Means "Absolutely nothing"

He was doing Jack diddly shit

by AlchemicBlue April 28, 2025

Boo Diddly Squat

"Boo Diddly Squat" is my second Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun" joke. "Boo Diddly," is a Super Mario Bros. series, ghost enemy. "Soak Up The Sun," mentions her job, "doesn't pay diddly squat," meaning it doesn't pay her enough. In this case, Sheryl Crow, in the Mario's Mushroom Kingdom, is angry, that Boo Diddly's doesn't get paid, for working for Koopa Bowser! A joke!

Sheryl Crow, is angry, that a Koopa Bowser minion, a ghost, is paid "Boo Diddly Squat" despite being, a great employee, of this boss! A joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024