dicksnap

the act of snapping a mans penis, resaulting in EXTREME pain, bleeding, and massive brusing. This can be accidantal or deliberate

'A man is walking down the stairs and slips' "AHHHHHH AHHHHH Fuck I have dicksnap"

by Tyrone Johnson July 1, 2003

dicksand

It's when you start developing a crush on a guy but you aren't looking for a relationship and you can't get out. It's like quicksand but with dicks.

Hey vanessa, I think I've fallen into (insert name)'s dicksand.

by makushiin August 5, 2016

dicksand

1. the state a man is in when his penis is capable of only slowly penetrating a woman's orifice(s), due to either erectile dysfunction or lack of genital stimulation due to unpleasantly unattractive female partner, etc

Don was not pleased to find that attempting to mount the plump, ginger lady left him knee-deep in dicksand.

by sportsmanbball March 4, 2009

dicksonsticks

Another Word For this is PhatChungus hes a Mcpe player that hacks blatant asf and hi shabbz if you see this

dicksonsticks means PhatChungus the mcpe player

by BlackMCNigga January 31, 2020

Dicksneeb

Usually used to describe a fool.

"You're a dicksneeb!"

by jciihn February 13, 2009

dickbong

when a fellow stoner( hopefuly female) takes a hit from a bong, gives you a blowjob, then proceeds to blow the smoke out before swollowing.

Dude, I was at this party lastnight and sally totaly dickbonged me!

by Nitroglisorine March 29, 2011

dicksoarous

Triston

When Triston is being a dick akin to a dinosaur, a dicksoarous, if you will.

"OH MY GOD MATTHEW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"everything lol"

by mattbigdick January 10, 2018