triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich

The most heinous sexual act. So terrible that your friends can never speak to the girl you gave it to ever again. In addition, they are not allowed to be friends with you for a month. At the end of that month you'll still think it was worth it.

Where's Jim been?
I don't know, I can't be friends with him until August since he gave Jane a triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Oh my god! That's awful.

by Joe from Cocamo June 28, 2008

Soup is Dicked

A synonym for phrases that relate to being "compromised"; Can also be used to describe a situation that is very difficult to evaluate. Other examples that relate to this are: "My shit is fucked" "Dude, I'm fucked" "I just lost the game" "I failed". Other ways to phrase it: "My soup is Dicked." "How about you dick my soup?" "There's a dick in my soup." Another example: "I raped that test" "I dicked that test".

Robby: "Did you do your Algerbra homework?"
Connor: "No, I am royally fucked aren't I?"
Robby: "Your soup is dicked, my friend"
Connor: "Why don't you just dick my soup too?"

by Robbyiswayycoolerthanyourkids6 November 20, 2010

Side Dickery

Side Dickery is comments made to another individual that they may or may not hear. The comments are typically nothing short of a smart ass statement meant to be sarcastic while being a dick.

Don't use your side dickery comments on me right now, gosh you're a dick.

by 01Wifey09 May 3, 2018

Short-dicked

A man with a dick so short that is similar to a man with no dick

Hey there you short-dicked man, go fuck yourself like Black Salami

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

He Smoken Dickes

A Phrase said after someone says something stupid after/while smoking a blunt

“Bruh he smoken Dickes

by Yungdaki April 19, 2022

Smoke Ducker

A smoke ducker is someone who runs away from conflict or fights. They don't want the "smoke" or the fight so they run away to avoid or "duck" the fight. If you run away from a fight, you are a smoke ducker.

Often used when playing a video game but can be used in life situations.

My squad went to push a team and they all ran away, what a bunch of smoke duckers.

by loserbeam May 12, 2022

Scoggin' dickey

Scoggin-Dickey is a Chevy dealership in Lubbock, TX. The name was morphed into a term for giving oral sex (blow job, head, etc)

"Michelle was found scoggin' dickey under the bleachers in the school gym."

by Dudemanbro92 April 18, 2024