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Dick cheese

It’s the stuff you smell on a dick when someone doesn’t wash it
Ethan: yo Peter what is that smell???

Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week
by Dougle87 June 4, 2023
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Cheese Dick

A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.
Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick

Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today
by Benis36 March 10, 2019
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Cheese Dick

When a muthafucka got that extra skin on it, and he don’t wash that shit, and you pull that shit back, and lint and cheese b spillin out.
Keisha: y’all ain’t fuck??
Arianna: Nah he got that cheese dick.
by your neighbor January 25, 2023
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dick cheese

oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help

toaster dick nerd
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man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater
by casualtater August 20, 2019
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Dick Cheese

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.
Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.
by Capital_K November 18, 2023
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dick cheese

means the dick looking cheese under your foreskin on your penis if you have this cheese you need to wash your penis ASAP!
yo sup rich i was jacking off yesterday and i thought i came but instead it was my dick cheese.
by kaydeng569 March 29, 2022
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