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Diarrhea Jump

An act of transformation from a human state of being into a sloppy, brown mass of turd, indigestible sweetcorn, and liquid after jumping from great heights, such as a trampoline or, for dwarfs, a table or bench. Such an act is seen as "totally sick" or "simply radical" in small concentrations of young or elderly men. This act is most enjoyed when the person transforming (or "morpharrhea" as it is medically known) jumps through the small holes in trampolines or street gutters, and reforms on the other side, with only a small quantity of poo left on the surface they fell through.

This can, however, lead to some fatal injuries, such as loss of brain cells or limbs, if the quantity of leftover plop is high enough. Nonetheless, it is an extremely fun and enjoyable pastime for all ages.
I saw Jed do i diarrhea jump in trampolining class yesterday. The way he reformed on the other side with only a tiny handful of poo nuggets left over was amazing.

Jessica enjoys to commit serious morpharrhea on Saturdays, I fear that she may loose a finger in the act.
by CurryPhantom November 4, 2011
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Diarrhea soup

When 2 men perform a sexual act of putting there butt cheeks together and the dominant male diarrheas in the other ass using the submissives ass as a bowl to hold the soup.
Cole - This soup taste like ass, but thanks for letting me eat it out your ass.

Austin - “Well of course it’s diarrhea soup.”
by THE EDGE LORD December 31, 2020
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Diarrhea of Anne Frank

And the "Jeopardy" answer is: "What's brown and runs in the attic?"
Q: What smells worse than Gomer's pile?
A: The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
by creedmoor August 15, 2006
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Diarrhea Sunshine

The act of excreting diarrhea on your
partners face followed by a fresh
yellow hot stream of urine. This process
can only be amusing and fun if both partners are willing to sing the special
song.
Now clap your hands and sing along! Diarrhea..Sunshine..on..a..
..Urinary...day..Diarrhea..Sunshine..wont..
you..come..out..and..play...diarrhea sunshine..now..don't..you..dare..frown..
diarrhea..sunshine..I..stained..your..face.brown..diarrhea..sunshine..let..me..be..
your..fellow...diarrhea..sunshine..your..
teeth..are..now..yellow.
by streetwhiz May 19, 2009
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Diarrhea Dick

When you're preforming anal on someone and they have the shits and shit while you're in there but your weiner is like a cork holding in all the poo and by the time you pull out and the volcano begins there's poo that got in your pee hole so you gotta pee it out as if your dick has diarrhea
Man I was hitting Becky's backdoor last night after taco bell and she gave me a diarrhea dick
by SignedDeath January 3, 2021
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Diarrhea Express

Pooping your pants to leave work; Usually because it has gotten too busy.
"OMG, why is it so busy today!? Looks like I'll be taking the 'ol Diarrhea Express home."
by Mustache Comb December 2, 2009
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diarrhea of the thumb

The same as diarrhea of the mouth except it occurs when a person just can't stop texting useless information. They initially text you with a valid or important text and then it continues text after text and just won't stop. You feel like throwing your phone off a bridge to make it stop.
Normal person - "Joe Thumb just texted me a question. I sure hope his diarrhea of the thumb doesn't flare up or he'll be texting me for hours!"
by rebel4everga April 27, 2010
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