desp

An abreviation for the word desperate. It is commonly used by people who just don't feel like using the word desperate, or by people who just say it to be like others.

Harry: Dude, I'm getting wasted tonight!!!
Me: But..you got wasted last night...
Harry: Yeah, I'm doing it again!!!
Me: Why?
Harry: Because it's fun!!!
Me: You're totally desp...

by Ben!!!! May 8, 2008

Despacito

(ˈDesp(ə)rˈsi t-əʊ) Australian slang term for needing to perform a bowel movement in a public restroom, only to find all the vacant toilets are unclean and you have to decide if you risk finding another one or not.

Mate all these dunnys are rank, but i'm despacito for a shit!

by Stayan_Crashmore88 October 25, 2017

that’s so sad, alexa play despacito

A commonly used phrase, usually to express sadness.

Oh my gosh, nuclear war is coming, we’re all going to die!
That’s so sad, alexa play despacito

by Alexa Play Despacito July 3, 2018

Despair

When your supposed wife calls the beautiful shark drawing you did for her a 'demon ferret'. Her horrific words cause you to feel such devastating despair.

#whyhaveyoudonethis #horrible

I've been left in absolute despair

by Mufasas pizza alien September 10, 2019

cold desperado

A person who do things to hurt someone,while they know that your are aware of everything going on.

Hey dawg! I got the chick but i think she is cold desperado man

by Inja_mlonelydrizzy November 16, 2018

this is so sad alexa play despacito

"This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito" is a meme trending through social medias right now. It represents a mock conversation between a user and their Alexa digital assistant. The earliest known usage was on a Tumblr account bisexueal.

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this is so sad alexa play despacito

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by thunderfuckthepickuptruck July 12, 2018

despaghettify

verb, In programming, the process of turning badly written programs into something that can be maintained easily (without the assistance of mental health professionals). Also past tense despaghettified.

despaghettify this rubbish - replace these 2000 lines of madness with calls to pre-existing functions.

by Edward Green November 10, 2008