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Why don't you have a seat?

The command used by Chris Hansen, of Dateline NBC, before publicly humiliating and destroying would be child molestors on national television. No matter how much the child molestor wants to run, for reasons unknown to man, he cannot leave and always takes a seat.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat?
Child Molestor: Oh shit! I swear I wasn't going to do anything with that 13 year old boy. I have to go now!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there.
Child Molestor can't help himself, and has a seat.
by BNov December 4, 2007
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ball don't lie

A phrase commonly used by professional basketball player Rasheed Wallace; once famously yelled by coach Flip Saunders.

"Ball don't lie" is said when a player misses one, two or all three of his free throws after a questionable (read as: bullshit) foul call is made by an official. The ball is, essentially, the unbiased judge who will not reward the player by going in if the apparent foul was indeed bullshit.
*Andrew Bogut locks arms with Rasheed Wallace and trips over his own feet, prompting a foul call from the referee*

Rasheed: That's BULLSHIT, man!

*Andrew Bogut toes the line and proceeds to miss his first free throw*

Rasheed: BALL DON'T LIE!

*Bogut then attempts a second free throw and misses again*

Rasheed: BALL DON'T LIE, DAMNIT!
by Clint Malarchuk April 10, 2007
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I don't feel so good

Spoiler Alert:
At the end of the Avenger's: Infinity War movie, Thanos disintegrates half of the population in the universe, including Spider-Man, who says "I don't feel so good" before disintegrating.
Person 1: I don't feel so good
*Person 1 has disintegrated*
by JSSmith the GOAT June 2, 2018
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Don't shit on my bricks

In the 20s, the builders, when they were doing brick laying, they didn't have places to poop so it became popular to just poop in somebody else's bricks because you wouldn't want to poop on your own bricks because you would have to put those bricks up.

It is used modernly as a term of warning.
Person A: I don't have anywhere else to throw this trash so I'll just drop in on the floor of your car.

Person B: Don't shit on my bricks, mate. Shit on your own.
by bigguy1027 September 8, 2014
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Why Don’t We

Why Don’t We is a band, not a boy band but A MAN BAND. They all have amazing talent, all growing up in different parts of the States. The members are Daniel Seavey, Hack Avery, Jonah Marais, Zach Herron, and Corbyn Besson. These boys were friends before the band was formed on September 27, 2016. Since the time they have started the band to now they have released 5 eps, 3 major tours (last tour they went to Europe), gained 3 million followers on Instagram, signed to Atlantic records, toured on the jingle ball tour last Christmas, got a song written by Ed Sheeran(Trust Fund Baby), made 2 major music videos while in Europe with 12million+ views and finally they are about to release thejr first album on August 31 after they go and finish their last tour “the invitation tour” in Asia and Australia. This is all in the span of 1 year and 11 monthes.
Why don’t we say these boys are something different and they are always taking you somewhere just to see you smile and talk:)
by SeaveyDaniel August 10, 2018
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Don't bullshit a bullshitter

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.
So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."
by largestcockintheworld October 4, 2011
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my don

"my don" means "my boy" or "my man" or "my guy" basically "my friend".
{Ben Dover} let's go batter John

{Cocchewie} Nah bruv John's my don!
by Nigg...Ninja April 1, 2017
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