Five-Finger Dieter

The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.

"Bro... I gave myself a Five-Finger Dieter last night!"
"You're gross man... But good job..."

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter November 14, 2020

Dieter

To be a dieter is to be annoying, arrogant, sexist, homosexual

That guy is such a Dieter, he said that women should practice martial arts.

That person is such a Dieter, he is so full of himself with his homosexual pride and it annoys me.

by <+-{The One}-+> May 29, 2008

dilver

The last piece of food left on a plate

At morning teas or parties, when there is one piece of food left on the plate and no-one wants to take it -refer to it as the 'dilver'.

by dilver man October 7, 2008

dilbert

to throw a brick at a person or object, often with hatred and
disgust (or as an act of revenge)

That Kevin dude was annoying me all day so i dilberted his office and car *high 5*

by Jamie Saunders December 14, 2008

dilbert

a pointy green stubby plant that grows on a fagnolia tree grown by a naked midget that stains cement or you can throw at people.

hey man we wrote on the side of the pool with some fresh dilberts and then threw them at people in the pool today

by shawn pasley July 27, 2006

Dilbert

Anything representing utter stupidity or hate twoards utter stupidity.

by Dee-Devil February 5, 2003

Dirter

A nigga always plotting with dirty intentions

You always with them hoes bro you such a dirter

by Ballinbrujhhhhfjfhj June 17, 2016