shlong diddly

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny

Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”

by M4DL4DS February 8, 2021

Skiddly Diddly

A synonym for sketchy.

Man 1: That part of town is a little skiddly diddly.

Man 2: I agree

by Maybeidk :I December 15, 2023

son of a diddly

a non vulgar non offensive alterative to son of a bitch when using son of a bitch is inappropriate

i burned breakfast and smoked up the house son of a diddly

i left my shoes on the bus son of a diddly

by bluebear May 11, 2024

diddly dack

Having a diddly dack is another saying for masturbation, like flicking the bean or jerkin the jerkin, you're having a diddly dack.

bob was in the bathroom having a diddly dack over fred's sexy ass.

by The real jesus December 12, 2013

dip the diddly do

Basically, it means to have sex, it is usually used when the situation is awkward.

Dude: would you like to... U know... Dip the diddly do?
Girl: Sure!

by ShopMrbeast.com November 25, 2018

Jack diddly shit

Means "Absolutely nothing"

He was doing Jack diddly shit

by AlchemicBlue April 28, 2025

diddly-dees

The traditional Scottish music people

- Come to save me from marking! And the diddly-dees.
- And the what?
- The diddly-dees! The traditional Scottish music people. My only mates since you quit the scene.
/ "ЕрThеe Nest" series

by Anna_TS April 22, 2020