When everything in your body fails. You piss, shit, and vomit at the same time. It is also common that lasers shoot out of your ass. The burn is intense and will leave you in pain for around 2-3 weeks.
John had some extreme diarrhea last night. Did you see that shit? Fucking hilarious. I video-taped it and put it on youtube so everyone could see how lame he looked!
by Buttfart Dickrape September 30, 2009
Get the Extreme Diarrheamug. That patchwork mama's diarrhea pencils were dripping sweat all over me during the show, what a wookie ho.
Thomas Davis had to drag Ricky Williams down by his diarrhea pencils to get the tackle.
After sliding into home Manny Ramirez's diarrhea pencils were covered in dirt.
Thomas Davis had to drag Ricky Williams down by his diarrhea pencils to get the tackle.
After sliding into home Manny Ramirez's diarrhea pencils were covered in dirt.
by tommy Ghostbuster January 3, 2009
Get the diarrhea pencilsmug. The kind of crap where it comes so suddenly that it is impossible to avoid:
Symptoms: Growling of lower stomach.
Cramps.
Gas.
As soon as your ass hits the toilet, liquid shoots out like water hoes, making you feel like someone force fed you a toy and then ripped it out through your ass.
Aftermath: Wondering why the fuck are you still shitting the next two days and if there is any way to get rid of the burning.
Symptoms: Growling of lower stomach.
Cramps.
Gas.
As soon as your ass hits the toilet, liquid shoots out like water hoes, making you feel like someone force fed you a toy and then ripped it out through your ass.
Aftermath: Wondering why the fuck are you still shitting the next two days and if there is any way to get rid of the burning.
Friend: "Why the hell were you up all night?"
You: "...let's just say WW3 was finally fought."
Friend: "...what?"
You: "I blew up their white ship, B5, with my liquid poison, E.D...also known as Explosive diarrhea. "
Friend: "You fought well my friend."
You: "...let's just say WW3 was finally fought."
Friend: "...what?"
You: "I blew up their white ship, B5, with my liquid poison, E.D...also known as Explosive diarrhea. "
Friend: "You fought well my friend."
by UDon'tKnowWhoIam,ButIKnowU May 31, 2009
Get the Explosive diarrheamug. When you have the shits so bad and you almost can't take the runny, burning liquid; you begin to dig your toenails into the floor, to prevent yourself from screaming in pain. Usually accompanied with a terrible smell and loss of digestive and colon tract.
Dude, Jenna, did you hear?" "No, what is is, Marissa?" "Steven was in the bathroom for almost an hour." "Oh wow, he had toenail diarrhea again, he needs to stop eating that damn Mexican food.
by Shadowinchester September 19, 2010
Get the Toenail Diarrheamug. A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?
by harry flashman July 11, 2003
Get the explosive diarrheamug. Ouch, see i would go to your party but I have implosive Diarrhea. OR
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!
by BassDefender May 15, 2015
Get the Implosive Diarrheamug. A perfectly thrown ball in bowling that results in a strike where all the pins are thrown in the air. There cannot be any slow rolling pins that nudge others down, sliding or ones that slowly lean and tip over, all pins must be completely throw in the air with explosive results.
"Mark was losing until he started throwing diarrhea balls like crazy. He ended with a turkey in the 10th."
by shoujoboy February 28, 2013
Get the diarrhea ballmug.