John Delaney

John Delaney also known as the dude that is polling at a record-breaking 0%!

Person: "my wife just left me... and he sent me a video of her fucking a Dude!."
Person: "well... at least you are not John Delaney!"

by Lil Gucci Bag June 26, 2019

john delaney

Were you looking for Congressman Roger Furlong?

It's good to keep illusions Congressman Furlong..cough...cough...Pardon, I meant Congressman john delaney

by the internet grammarian June 10, 2019

dirty delaney

She’s shy but freaky on the sheets, you might think she’s innocent but she’s not, she’s actually a super horny person.

Dirty Delaney ain’t holy.

by Powerpuffsgirls April 12, 2020

John Delaney

Were you looking for Congressman Roger Furlong?

Even Roger Furlong (known by some losers as John Delaney) is running for President

by the internet grammarian June 10, 2019

John Delaney

A person you never heard of who asks for your support.

“You want me to support you? Dude, you’re a John Delaney to me. I’ve never even heard of you.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

sister delaney

a nun.

sister delaney: i’m a nun.
all the rest of the nuns: same bitch
finnegan: i’m a fucking dumbass
all the rest of the nuns: no shit u fucking bald ass

monk

by sister delaney November 28, 2019

National Delaney Day

On may 21st it is national Delaney day

Happy national Delaney day

by Milesehardy92 January 28, 2021