cupcakes

the whores of the muffin world

Those cupcakes are the whores of the muffin world.

by ashtonkutcher March 6, 2008

el chupacabre

a mystical beast often associated with mexican culture. thought to feast on the blood of goats, but is known to attack humans and small children. witness accounts are scattered, and a bit shaky, but the idea of el chupacabre is still thought of to be real.

a farmer wakes up in the morning to find all his goats killed, and drained of blood. he becomes incredibly angry and instantly blames the local cyotes or wild dogs.. but he is wrong.. el chupacabre has struck once again.. saucer tits!

by tbeamer October 18, 2010

dusty cupcake

the act of snorting cocaine off of a woman's breasticle, i.e. the imagery of such an act

e.g. yo that Leiza chick was awesome, she let me pull a dusty cupcake off of her

by Galette Bedford May 9, 2011

cupcakeable

a person that you would wanna get at

dayum look at that ass that girl is cupcakeable

by cuddiessayyee December 22, 2007

Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.

i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

cuac!

In Argentine, It's an expression that stands for a really obvious joke, or marks the end of an obviuos joke. It also remarks an obvious error.
It cames from the sound that MacOS plays when an error ocurrs.
Of course, it was "scattered" by some very popular local TV shows.

- My Friend Al, he has a drinking-problem...
- Ja!I think I know him. Is his last name Coholic?
- No, why?
- Ah, I think he is Al-Coholic!
-CUAC!

by Pier Brahmaputra May 18, 2006

cupcake party

1. A party hosted by many women where only one man is invited (often times a hired stripper), with the sole purpose of ganging up on him and humiliating him sexually, generally without his knowledge or consent.

Chris attended his neighborhood cupcake party, and his fragile ego was systematically warped after hours of freaky dehumanizing sex.

by Jen April 25, 2005