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Cumshot

ONE BIG ASS SNEEZE.

It's like a soggy cookie that gets soaked by milk:/ lol..
Random dude:YOOO my cumshot was like a gunshot man it just blew her the fuck away haha
Other random dude:Okay?
by JCD2021 July 20, 2021
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Uzbek's cumshot

A cumshot with blood
David:john have you heard that kasper gave jessica an uzbek's cumshot?
John: a what?
by Lordkaczmark December 5, 2021
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Scottish Cumshot

a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)
i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.
by authenticgoth August 9, 2024
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The devils cumshot

When a taquito or pizza roll shoots the molten insides to the back of your throat
Dude! Don’t eat those taquitos straight out of the oven, they’ll give you the devils cumshot!
by Nighttoker69 February 17, 2025
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Cumshot

When a man uses his warm water gun on a woman, this can cause severe burns to the eye, pussy and nipples when shot in the direction of these. The only place you are meant to shoot your white liquid water gun is a woman's mouth (or man if that's your thing). This creates a sweet flavour and a texture similar to an egg yolk.
Zoi: OH BABY PLEASE SHOOT YOUR CUMSHOT IN MY MOUTH TONIGHT

Big Zaddy Arki Papi: Say less baby
by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022
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Mc cumshot

A burger with a shit ton of mayonnaise (cum)
I asked for extra mayo not a mc cumshot
by Extra mayo March 23, 2021
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Cumshot soup

A creamy side soup consisting of the hardest nut you have ever busted sometimes it's yellow or stringy but it usually smells like pollen or bleach yet quenches the thirst of the horniest of guttersluts
Jackie was fucking trashed last night. I heard that bitch scraped her bowl of cumshot soup clean. She even soaked up the last bit with french bread.
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