Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.

Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023

fortnite cumshot

Sperm ejaculate coming out of a character (skin) in the game fortnite battle royale

You: yo man i really want a fortnite cumshot

Friend (you have none if u say this): same

by chang smith February 08, 2023

Cuddly bunny cumshot

When males hold their erect penis with their thumb on top of the head and pointer finger just under the head and slowly and softly rubbing the most monster nutbust of their lives out all over everything in sight.

My girlfriend didn't believe in the cuddly bunny cumshot..... So I blew it in her eyes....and titties..... And clothes......

by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Arabian Cumshot

When a man ejaculates onto their partner's head and then wraps a towel around it

"Why's your sister so mad today?"
"I think her boyfriend gave her an Arabian Cumshot because she ran out of her room crying with a towel stuck to her hard."

by Cum injester June 09, 2021

Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021

BrookeB Cumshot

The act of performing a blumpkin on yourself (jerking off while shitting)

“Hey I heard Tommy gave himself a BrookeB cumshot over the weekend”
“What’s that’s fucking sick”

by Big_stevie440 February 22, 2025

Canadian Cumshot

When you freeze maple syrup in a condom and a popsicle stuck at the end and then place it in your penis to enlarge it then having sex with the girl till it melts

P1:Holy shit bro I just managed to do a Canadian cumshot on a girl

P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock

by January 18, 2021