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Woofy Cooker

"A term used to describe a girl with a smelly cunt/vagina".

This term is often associated with females that have bad vaginal hygiene, specifically resulting in an unpleasant odor leaching from the vagina region, generally of the off fish variety. If a girl has a Woofy Cooker, it is strongly suggested that one does not engage in the giving of oral sex (this condition does not hinder recieving).

It is statistically proven that blood nuts (women with red hair) are more prone to suffer from this condition.
1) "I bet that chick has a Woofy Cooker".

2) "I went down on that chick I picked up last night.....Woofy Cooker".
by Forbaroo October 11, 2006
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Crooks and nannies

When a person is stoned out of their mind they will say this word when refering to a small crevice within a object
Don't forget to clean all of the crooks and nannies in that ceiling fan.
by The X stoner-in-law January 7, 2009
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jamie cook

Plays guitar in british indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys.
by Lily .. June 29, 2006
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Lesane Parish Crooks

Aka Tupac Amaru Shakur

Tupac was a very famous rapper who was assasinated in 1996. Hits: Brendas' Got A Baby","Stricly For My Niggaz", "Breathin", "White Man's World"
Rest In Peace Lesane.
RIP
Tupac Amaru Shakur
1971-1996
In The Event Of My Demise
when my heart can beat no more
I hope i die for a principal
or a beleif that i have lived for
I will die before my time
because i already feel the shadows depth
so much i wanted to accomplish
before i reached my death
I have come to grips with the
possibility
and wiped the last tears from my eyez
I loved all who were positive
IN THE EVENT OF MY DEMISE
- Tupac Shakur
by MYEYESNEVERCRY November 3, 2004
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Crooked grind

A skateboarding trick where you ollie onto a rail, land your front truck on the rail, and grind the rail at about a 45 degree angle. Not a beginner trick.
Crooked's look neat.
by Ricky Benda May 27, 2005
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Crooked H

Democratic presidential candidate in 2016 and former first lady Hillary Clinton (1993-2001), as referred to by American President Donald Trump in his posts on Twitter.
"Crooked H destroyed phones w/ hammer, 'bleached' emails, & had husband meet w/AG days before she was cleared..." 12:56 PM - 15 Jun 2017 @realDonaldTrump
by Quiltraveler May 29, 2018
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Cook a bitch

To have sex.

Also known as:
Baking that ass, grilling a hoe, tossing your salad up in that junk.
1) Guy one: "Hey dude, what did you do with that chick who was all over you after I left last night?"
Guy two: "Man I cooked a bitch."
Guy one: "Hell yeah man! Well, later. I'mma go cook a bitch myself."

2) Girl one: "Hey, how come your boyfriend's status on Myspace is 'Just cooked a bitch'?
Girl two: "We just fucked!"
Girl one: "Nice!"
by He himself. July 29, 2009
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