crock monster

A male or female doing sexual favors for one another for drugs.

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I have created a crock monster

by Lil red ridding hood June 07, 2017

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 17, 2018

crock rot

When a persons private area goes unwashed for days it results in a foul odor

I.e. It's been cooking for awhile like in a crock pot

Today at work Shawn smelled like crock rot.

by Delicious dee September 25, 2015

Crocked up

A term used to describe something that is messed up, or not cool.

Damn B that shit crocked up! Don't y'all be coming near me wit dat shit

by Ethos236 July 22, 2017

Crock Pottin'

When you slow down, set the emergency brake, turn on the hazards and slow cook that pussy til the meat falls off the bone.

I ended up crock pottin' my girl the other night because she tries to hurry me.

by Pierced69 November 19, 2019

Crock pottin

To leave a large turd in the toilet for an extended period of time allowing it to become liquified and odorous.

Upon my return from vacation I discovered I had forgotten to flush the toilet and left a turd crock pottin for the entire 3 weekend.

by Jbw0231 June 26, 2019

stir the crock

A slang term for female masturbation.

"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."

by DJ Jeff March 12, 2007