Cristopher Columbus

1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*

*From America:The Book

In nineteen-hundred eighty-two,
Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

by teh cabose November 3, 2005

christopher

This guy will really fuck ur bitch and that nigga maikol is a bitch ong

christopher will beat you up

by xhausuficuff October 25, 2020

Christopher

A great friend to have. Almost always a nerd,smart kid,or thenice guy.Always correcting people,and takes pride in being smarter.

Analise:Why Did you let him sit there
Elise:Because we are all friends with Christopher
Ramsey:Yeah.(end of pathetic statement)

by BringYourB-Game December 23, 2019

Christopher Walken

To stash or hide any form of contraband in the rectum from a person of athority.

Refer to the story of the watch that made it through the war and brought to a young Butch Coolidge Bruce Willis' role in "Pulp Fiction".

First dood-"man i cant believe how close we came to getting busted by the sizzle*"

Second dood-"i know bro, i totally had to Christopher Walken that ounce"

First dood-"Seriously bro you didnt... good thing it was double bagged"

*sizzle the sound bacon makes when you fry it... bacon refers to the fuzz

by fersherlock December 7, 2009

Christopher

Funniest guy you will ever meet. Really
good gamer and not toxic at all! Really chill and nice guy.

Christopher is perfect!

by Sebastian Hals October 7, 2019

christopher paolini

Asshole writer bitch, wrote Eragon. Stole ideas from Ursula Leguin, J.R.R. Tolkien and myriad other authors.

Guy 1- I loved Eragon
Guy 2- I liked it when it was called earthsea.
Guy 3- Guy 1 sucks.

by That guy with the disease September 2, 2005

Dirty Christopher

This is when an intoxicated male attempts to make a Dirty Sanchez and instead leaves his mark on a wall or headboard.

He was so drunk he missed the mark and left a Dirty Christopher on my wall.

by Dirty Jan June 16, 2009