Credit Card Christian

A Christian who does sinful or bad things without concern or shame because they can just ask God for forgiveness afterward.

Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.

Johnny goes to the strip joint ever Saturday night and prays to God on Sunday to forgive him. He is a credit card Christian.

by Silvershades November 15, 2023

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 16, 2025

Credit Card

When you walk up behind a person, with a narrow object, and swipe it up their crack, just like you would swipe a credit card.

Jimmy gave John a credit card with his math book.

by TEMAC October 25, 2015

Credit Card

The act of swiping your hand down one's buttcrack as if your hand was a credit card

Person 1: I'll give you five bucks to go credit card that kid.
Person 2: Ok, but you gotta give me 2% cash back on gas cuz he just ripped one.

by holtster December 03, 2015

Credit Card

A type of sexual foreplay that requires one person to rub the slit on the back of the other person's penis tip with their finger. Most of the time, it makes the penis erect faster than usual. If the person receiving the Credit Card is uncircumcised, the foreskin may pull itself under the tip, but it can be put back with your fingers if it's slippery enough under the foreskin.

"Yo dude, Sally just gave me the best Credit Card yesterday, it felt like I would splooge any moment!"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"

by some dummass March 06, 2023

CREDIT CARD

The word Credit card is a card you use it to buy ROBUX on ROBLOX u should steal your moms credit card and by ROBUX :)

mom gimme your CREDIT CARD ill buy ROBUX because thats what a credit card is for :D

by CREDIT CARD July 09, 2020

Credit Card

A card for hackers to access your account and search history and buy a Mc Heart attack in a bun.

Come here boi! Give me your personal info credit card. Also, my phones dead. Other: you can call your mum eh on my phone, just hit redial.

by F2f bdhr March 20, 2020