When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.
by Motorboater300 December 28, 2024
by Bruce Fitzgerald Cook June 03, 2023
The act of jizzing into a milky drink that you are preparing for a friend or partner, and then watching them drink it.
Dude 1: Is it me or does my latte taste of the ocean?
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.
by LivingThrowaway July 05, 2015
When you murder the last remaining northern white rhinoceros in existence, cut off its horn, strap it to your body, and violate the nearest starving African in their mud hut.
Hey Martha! I just got back from my trip to Africa. We got wasted one night and pulled a Congo Creamer.
by BerryMckockiner December 16, 2024
-"Did you hear about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, east asian, native american, aboriginal, white, middle eastern, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, east asian, native american, aboriginal, white, middle eastern, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"
by Naknamelonet February 26, 2017
-"Hey! Did you here about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, middle eastern, east asian, aboriginal, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, middle eastern, east asian, aboriginal, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"
by Naknamelonet February 27, 2017
When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.
by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021