Kansas City Creamer

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.

I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'

by MorgBorg February 11, 2024

Bourbon Creamer

A Massive Cock!

Kieran: "Alex? Are you hard right now?"
Josh: "Get your Bourbon Creamer out!"

Alex: "Wayyyy!"

by J0000shh May 16, 2022

Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.

You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.

by QTEila May 19, 2021

Jeans creamer

When a person is so attractive the very site of them makes you ejaculate instantly.

I just saw a celebrity in person. They were hotter in person than on TV , a total jeans creamer!

by Chadwick74 September 5, 2017

Cookie creamer

A guy that loves cumming in mixed raced women.

-"Hey! Did you here about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, middle eastern, east asian, aboriginal, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"

by Naknamelonet February 27, 2017

Stanley Creamer

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.

I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!

I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.

by RadicalRascal May 7, 2018

Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”

Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.

by starmandx January 11, 2025