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Congo Creamer

When you murder the last remaining northern white rhinoceros in existence, cut off its horn, strap it to your body, and violate the nearest starving African in their mud hut.
Hey Martha! I just got back from my trip to Africa. We got wasted one night and pulled a Congo Creamer.
by BerryMckockiner December 15, 2024
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Creamer

A person who jizzes their pants when a new product comes out or a famous person is around
A bunch of creamers were lined up outside the Apple store to get the latest iPhone.
by ZoneDogg September 9, 2022
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Spicy Carolina Creamer

The act of inserting a Carolina Reaper into a womans pussy, and fucking her to completion. Then allow her to push the creamy treat into your mouth.
"I heard Johnny and Stacy had a very spicy night, He gave her a Spicy Carolina Creamer, now it burns when she pees."
by Bustyballbuster August 13, 2025
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stinky creamer

The accidental pour/spill of half and half creamer, coffee mate, milk or any dairy product in a very warm place like a vehicle, or in direct sunlight stewing a horrendous odor, until very unwantedly discovered.
Found this stinky creamer in my truck at lunch bro! it's going to take an acre of soap to get the smell out. I'm never going to eat breakfast on the way to school again
by BOSH MUHFUCKIN JELL July 7, 2011
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Stanley Creamer

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.
I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!

I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.
by RadicalRascal May 7, 2018
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Creamer

Someone who listens to the cars rule everything around me podcast hosted by top dead centre (Edwin, will and ben)
Yo I'm a creamer
by Jklewis November 2, 2025
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Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.
by starmandx January 11, 2025
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