When you fart and it feels like your butthole slaps together and sounds like a seel clapping its hands
by PowerLiftyThing April 10, 2020

by brandon K. April 25, 2006

If you were to stub your toe and you can’t say anything “bad” bc your a (child of god)
You wrote the wrong answer on your test bc Becky right next to you told you B when it was really C and you knew it was C “crapper doodle”
You wrote the wrong answer on your test bc Becky right next to you told you B when it was really C and you knew it was C “crapper doodle”
by The kid under your bed January 2, 2020

The feeling of overwhelming anxiety when sitting on a public toilet and being out of reach of the door should someone barge in.
I was sitting there doing a pub poo, full of crappers uncertainty, just knowing that someone was going to come in on me as I am about to wipe.
by Zombleton Smith September 29, 2020

Hey Cody check it out, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her Crapper Snapper winking at you. I know Shawn, I'm about to pull that diaper to the side and spit on my Big Byrd.
by Slobber Bobby April 29, 2024

that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.
by raslie March 5, 2021

basically when a person takes a shit and as the turd hits the water a SPLASH returns up his asshole. Sometimes your butthole closes up just as the water enters!
by champ031991 October 14, 2009
