Canoe Bin Laden

1) A bro who is in the occupation of canoeing, or who canoes daily.

2) A bro who doesnt attend events, and misses out on important routines (ie. breakfast)

3) A bro who missed certain epic things and/or events due to sleep.

"Is it just me, or does Canoe Bin Laden over there just sleep in for everything"

"Canoe Bin Laden there, just missed out on the greatest game of carstle crashers ever"

by Legend34 October 19, 2011

Blue Canoe

When your sexual partner pinches the bottom of your penis at the scrotum, closing off the urethra right before an orgasm.

Damn bro, last night my girl gave me a Blue Canoe. It was intense.

by Evil Ozzy October 12, 2018

tuna canoe

a vagina, named due to the fact that it is shaped like a vertical canoe and in some cases smells like tuna

i was going to hang out with nate but he was busy diving into some tuna canoe

by hamsnatch4cash February 8, 2009

Jew Canoe

One in a group of large, luxury SUVs driven by Jews on the North Shore of Long Island, New York. Can be commonly seen in communities such as Jerhico and Syosset. Some examples include the Mercedes-Benz GL-Class and the Lexus LX.

*Driving through Jericho*
Driver: "Damn it that Jew Canoe just cut me off! I almost got into an accident!"
Passenger: "It's not their fault, it's almost sundown and they have to get home for Hanukkah."

by Hpesoj... December 26, 2011

cranola

When you fart and burp at the same time

That bean burrito made me cranola

by Camstatis October 20, 2015

Cranos

The end of all fuc*king life in the universe.

Jim: I hear cranos is in today.
Carl: his face melts and he has a fit on the floor.

by JaCkYbOyZiSgOoD December 18, 2019

Cano Blues

When a little Spanish guy travels back to his half-home land for ridiculously long periods of times. All you can do is listen to 'Daniel - Elton John' and 'Moving To New York'. Food doesn't taste the same - especially vanilla icecream. And you can't start a productive day without reading a mini blog from that special lil' Mexican.

Brittany: "Damn, I've got the Cano Blues."
Tappin: "Don't we all?"

by Brit-What?! July 28, 2009