a cringe person that is so cringe, you can't handle the words he's spewing out of his wet aged drywall lips
eg. that one airport bitch who keeps closing everyone's windows
eg. that one airport bitch who keeps closing everyone's windows
guy 1: yo mama so fat that when she died, her skeletons matched the cyclop's
guy 2: oh my fucjikng god you're such a cringleton
guy 1: :(
guy 2: oh my fucjikng god you're such a cringleton
guy 1: :(
by random internet stranger no. 6 January 26, 2024
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Cringle has the same meaning as cringe, but when you look at something gross, cringe-worthy, but funny, you either start screaming or laugh hard, and you get so obsessed with what's making you cringle, that your brain feels like rotting.
Cringle has the same meaning as cringe, but when you look at something gross, cringe-worthy, but funny, you either start screaming or laugh hard, and you get so obsessed with what's making you cringle, that your brain feels like rotting.
Person 1: Hey, wanna watch some YouTube?
Person 2: Sure, let me pick a video.
(Person 2 picks a cringle-worthy video.)
Person 2: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IT'S SO FUNNY!
Person 1: It's too inappropriate to watch, though. Wanna watch something instead?
1 day later
Person 2: Jeez, why is that disgusting video rotting my brain?
Person 2: Hah. hahahah. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Person 1: SHUT UP! You shouldn't watch that video; we're only kids.
Person 2: My mother lets me watch those.
Person 1: WHAT THE HEC-
Person 2: Sure, let me pick a video.
(Person 2 picks a cringle-worthy video.)
Person 2: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IT'S SO FUNNY!
Person 1: It's too inappropriate to watch, though. Wanna watch something instead?
1 day later
Person 2: Jeez, why is that disgusting video rotting my brain?
Person 2: Hah. hahahah. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Person 1: SHUT UP! You shouldn't watch that video; we're only kids.
Person 2: My mother lets me watch those.
Person 1: WHAT THE HEC-
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Get the Changlerangler mug.(craggle-shnibble-dong) A word to describe the epitome of sexy. This person has the absolute most ginormous ass on the face of the earth and the most Lucious lips ever. their booty is so unbelievably bodacious that you can barely resist clapping their cheeks
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a loud, resonant sound.
_verb_
crangweeeee; 3rd person present: crangweeeee past tense: crangwinged; past participle: crangweeeeed; gerund or present participle: crangweeeeeing
The first known uses of “crangweeeee” was in 2024 by a brown female _Homo Sapiens_ in a “chat group.”
a loud, resonant sound.
_verb_
crangweeeee; 3rd person present: crangweeeee past tense: crangwinged; past participle: crangweeeeed; gerund or present participle: crangweeeeeing
The first known uses of “crangweeeee” was in 2024 by a brown female _Homo Sapiens_ in a “chat group.”
noun
1. “Jed stormed out of the room and crangweeeeed the doorknob!”
2. “H-he said ‘“It’s crangweeeeeing time”’ and crangweeeeed all over the place!”
exclamation
1. “Alpha Male to Sigma Male speaking, jumping off the helipad, over. CRANGWEEEEEE!!!”
2. “What in the world is the word crangweeeee even for? It doesn’t fit in anything! OW- CRANGWEEEEEE!!! Okay, now I know.”
1. “Jed stormed out of the room and crangweeeeed the doorknob!”
2. “H-he said ‘“It’s crangweeeeeing time”’ and crangweeeeed all over the place!”
exclamation
1. “Alpha Male to Sigma Male speaking, jumping off the helipad, over. CRANGWEEEEEE!!!”
2. “What in the world is the word crangweeeee even for? It doesn’t fit in anything! OW- CRANGWEEEEEE!!! Okay, now I know.”
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This handy device immediately excuses its user from any and all immediate duties in order to attend
such emergencies on site. When used correctly, the Crandlebox appears as a guardian symbol to protect against any discriminatory practices with its looming threat of liability. A very effective shield against any questioning authority.
This handy device immediately excuses its user from any and all immediate duties in order to attend
such emergencies on site. When used correctly, the Crandlebox appears as a guardian symbol to protect against any discriminatory practices with its looming threat of liability. A very effective shield against any questioning authority.
Little miss MAGA locks sat on her Crandlebox eating her curds and whey; along came a manager and sat down beside her and asked "Are you going to do any work today?"
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