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Cramp in the Damp

The DMV is a real Cramp in the Damp
by MountainDrew March 21, 2019
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Kangaroo cramp

Looking out the back door this morning Scruffy was suffering from a kangaroo cramp.
by Smrtblue December 8, 2017
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skull cramp

another name for headache, usually when a woman is going through her pms stage, or when you are hung over
wow, did i have a major skull cramp after that party last night!
by queenofwizards February 4, 2010
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Cramp and dash

I would have went dancing last night but, I had the cramp and dash.
by Lenny Backstrom December 9, 2022
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memory cramp

When a stimuli triggers memories causing intense feelings that may appear to be associated with shame or regret; very painful, but of a mental kind, they may be so short that one cannot comprehend the memory.

Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.

I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.
When I'm with others and clench my fist or make a squeak, I don't have to lie anymore, I can honestly say "just a memory cramp"
by chellix December 31, 2012
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poopie cramps

When you have to poop so bad you have cramps

Or when you have food poisoning you get the "poopie cramps"
I had to poop so bad I had cramps.

You had the poopie cramps
by Inventerofpoopiecramps September 5, 2016
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brain-cramp

A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).
I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.
by J January 28, 2005
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