Cramp in the Damp

Pain in the butt

The DMV is a real Cramp in the Damp

by MountainDrew March 21, 2019

Kangaroo cramp

When you see your poor pooch pinching one off in the morning.

Looking out the back door this morning Scruffy was suffering from a kangaroo cramp.

by Smrtblue December 8, 2017

skull cramp

another name for headache, usually when a woman is going through her pms stage, or when you are hung over

wow, did i have a major skull cramp after that party last night!

by queenofwizards February 4, 2010

Cramp and dash

Diarrhea

I would have went dancing last night but, I had the cramp and dash.

by Lenny Backstrom December 9, 2022

memory cramp

When a stimuli triggers memories causing intense feelings that may appear to be associated with shame or regret; very painful, but of a mental kind, they may be so short that one cannot comprehend the memory.

Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.

I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.

When I'm with others and clench my fist or make a squeak, I don't have to lie anymore, I can honestly say "just a memory cramp"

by chellix December 31, 2012

poopie cramps

When you have to poop so bad you have cramps

Or when you have food poisoning you get the "poopie cramps"

I had to poop so bad I had cramps.

You had the poopie cramps

by Inventerofpoopiecramps September 5, 2016

brain-cramp

A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).

I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.

by J January 28, 2005