craction

crack action. when you display your butt crack in really low cut bottoms. this is most common in trashy girls, fat chicks, and when pants are too small. common side effects include people yelling crack attack! small children running away, loss of job, loosing pants, looking ugly.

guy 1 : "dude!, did you see that craction?!?!"
guy 2 : "yeah! ew, crack attack much!"

by ShanayNay Quan February 27, 2009

wats craccin

crip slang.

other way of sayin wuddup, whats poppin etc..

"wats craccin cuzzin?"

by LocMamii April 26, 2006

cactus

A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii

If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

cactus crack

Beginning with a case of untreated swamp ass, it's when chaffing and burning occurs on the rim of the anus.

"Hello Dan."
"Hi Harris."
"Why the sour face?"
"You see Harris, I have an atrocious case of cactus crack."
"MMMMMM"

by CCrack July 24, 2006

Cactipus

A mythical creature that is a mix between a cactus and a octopus. It has 8 legs and a bunch of little prickles on it. Quite Genius.

JFK was not assassinated by a man, no it was much worse, he was attacked by a wild Cactipus! He didnt have much hope for survival and they used the "assassination" excuse to cover up all the evidence.

by I CAN Belive Its Not Butter January 13, 2009

cactus_balloon

a boy who makes piggy memes and his roblox account is his user for youtube and he has kids not in irl tho

the best youtuber is this dude cactus_balloon

by joshdub October 25, 2020

gooch cactus

The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.

'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?

No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'

by penno May 3, 2008