cracked my head open

quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.

Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?

Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN

NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.

by crocodileyeast July 29, 2010

cracked out

someone with intense focus and skill in a video game on the drug Adderall

that kid tfue is cracked out

by solicitify November 14, 2018

Cracked open and cleaned out

When one has sexual intercourse with a partner or partners

Chrissie cracked open and cleaned out that tute from Bay Ridge on the love sack last night.

by 1/4PotatoMonkey April 9, 2020

Cracked balls

This word is used to describe someones balls that have been beaten by either being stepped on, slapped, punch, bit, flicked, kicked or even set on fire which would end in the result of (Cracked balls).

Cracked balls- AHHHHHHHHHHH please stop your cracking my balls.

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

Cracked Addict

Someone who is addicted to the writings of Cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.

Example 1

guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible

guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.

guy A leaves

example 2

Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.

Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.

Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict

by Dolph9Lundgren_actionmovieking January 2, 2011

cracked out

1. the after effect of a drug binge.
2.a person who is burnt.
3.too many drugs
4. something is fucked.

"man i'm all cracked out from that party"
"man, that person is cracked out"
"that was pretty cracked out"

by jilldo December 27, 2003

cracked-out

having lost all sense and rationality because of sleep deprivation due to extensive use of meth

tweaker 1: "dude, you look sooo cracked-out."
tweaker 2: "really? i've been up for like 3 days. want a line?"

by aaron fuentes July 23, 2008