Count Brennuvarg

kvlt as fuck. Lives in a cave in the Norwegian Fjords. Internet celebrity.

Person1: Do you know Count Brennuvarg?
Person2: (Lies) Yeah. That guy is a fag.

by Thrashard1 March 2, 2011

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Count Frumpula

a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.

Don't poop anywhere unusual or Count Frumpula may be watching.

by Unchangeable Bird May 7, 2013

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Count Olaf

Well, he's a bit of a jerk. But, hes still pretty hot. #dilf

Count Olaf is the hottest villian alive. Oh wait nevermind.

by iheartcountolaf June 22, 2021

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count prepula

A term to define preppy white kids who pop their collar.

when eric pops his collar he looks like count prepula

by Vrolok Shakira July 10, 2007

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Count it

The process of counting it; some people may say "THAT'S RIGHT" or "HELLZ YEAH." Mature men and women often dismiss such feable expressions and in return COUNT IT!!!!

pHillyDMAN: bofl mr enigma
MrEnigma 2: what
pHillyDMAN: just givin u a few bofles !?!?
* pHillyDMAN hands you two bofles
pHillyDMAN: count it
MrEnigma 2: oh im countin it

pHillyDMAN: a guy cant use his boobs to get chicks
pHillyDMAN: a girl can use her boobs to get guys tho, plz count it

pHillyDMAN: RUN BITCH RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
pHillyDMAN: COUNT IT PUP COUNT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hohoh0 February 3, 2003

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