Corvette

A wanna be sports car praised by hillbillies / rednecks due to extreme ignorance, penis envey, fanboism and it's small price tag. All other cars suck according to Corvette nutswingers unless it's a Corvette.

Hillbilly: My Corvette is the best car in the World!

Sensible guy: You like to think that because you can't afford a real sports car like a Porsche, your penis is tiny and you suffer from fanboyism.

As the famous saying goes: Small penis?

Corvette!

by The Frank V December 9, 2010

Convention Lollipop

A con-goer who is extremely attractive but is lacking in the areas required for an on-going relationship. Used for flirting, showing off, and possibly sex at the convention only. You may use the same convention lollipop over several years. Similar to arm candy.

That dude had the most beautiful body Fawn had ever seen, but the intelligence of a gopher. No matter, she'd found her convention lollipop.

by The Blanket Monster July 31, 2010

coventry claw

When you make a C out of your fingers using the middle, index and thumb. Sticking your middle and index in the pink and thumb in the stink.

Steve: what you doing tonight mate?

Keith: giving the misses the Coventry Claw.

Steve: nice man, my girl never lets me do that :(

by Coventrian July 3, 2016

Corvette Tax

The idea that a parts vendor will charge more for corvette parts than they would for similar parts made for another vehicle due to the illusion that corvette owners are wealthy. See also, BMW Tax and Mercedes Tax.

I got hit with the corvette tax on this side marker blackout film. I had to pay $60 for $2 worth of pre-cut tinted film.

by b00st3d May 7, 2018

Convent of The Sacred Heart

A private, all girls, high school in San Francisco. Coming from a Convent student, the education is great. You will find the best teachers there, who are flexible incredible, and genuinely want to see their students succeed. The students though are another story. Now many of these girls are strong self-made women who defy stereotypes. However, the school did not earn the monikers, “hoes on the hill” and “bitches on Broadway” for no reason. There are several students in each grade that fit the rich, entitled, slutty, mean-girl stereotypes that give the school a bad name. However all schools have these shark girls. Please do not judge the school based on its reputation, but come and see for yourself.

I attend Convent of the Sacred Heart high school.

Are you applying to that school on Broadway street, Convent of the Sacred Heart?

by Nicole Angel July 28, 2019

Conventional Gay

Conventional Gays conform to the stereotypical gay subculture, very common in America, but not so much in places like Berlin. They dress the same, look the same, meet in pubs, drink a lot of alcohol, which they need in order to dance or have sex; they talk a lot, but never about anything interesting or important, and laugh loudly and in an affected manner at comments that are not funny. They go to circuit parties, gay cruises on giant ships and only to gay destinations like Sitges, Mykonos or Ibiza. They lack creativity and are too insecure to express any kind of individuality.

All the guys at the bar were conventional gays. I couldn't really tell them apart and there was no one I wanted to talk to so I left.

by Cranky ol' fart August 30, 2021

Mr Coventry

an fucking cunt math teacher that is an absolute disgrace to his students and is also rude to them. He also needs to get fired. and there are more things about him; E.G he is an asshole a bitch and many more bad things.

Mr Coventry is such a cunt

by lomolololololololol June 7, 2018