Cookie

Hey wtf you urban dictionarying cookie, just Google it, lmao just through an egg and add butter or something lmao dumbass.
Child: I want a cookie
Mom: lmao google how to make it
Child: I don't know how to google
Mom: lmao google how to google it
Child: ???
Mom: listen to me bitch
Child: but mom
Mom: lmao if u don't listen to me I'm going to get mad, I'm busy making memes
Child: what's a meme?
Mom: stabs child in heart 69 times
Mom: *says under breath* lmao normie

Dad: *runs into room*
Dad: I heard screaming, what happens
Mom: Anon didn't know what a meme is
Dad: understandable have good a day
Dad: *under breath* I wish I would've killed him
Mom: what
Dad: nothing
Dad: *runs into living room*
Dad: *calls police*
Popo: lmao what
Dad: hey, anon killed anon jr.
Popo: ok, what so bad about that
Dad: *whispers* he didn't know what a meme was
Poop: lmao were not giving him a funeral
Dad: good
Mom: *walks into room*
Mom: who u talking to
Dad: police
Mom: *GASPS* WHO IS POLICE AND WHY IS HE TALKING TO, WERE GOING TO BREAK UP, BITCH
Dad: lmao sorry
Mom: lmao i poisoned ur food, u gonna die
Mom: lmao u dead
Dad: *to police* I'm dying
Popo: lmao what meme u looking at?
Dad: no, I'm dying
Popo: lmao tag me
Dad: I'm not looking at a meme
Popo: *whispers* Thomas the dank engine

Popo: *hangs up*
Dad:*to mom* lmao imm goin play Minecraft, don't bother me
Mom: E
Dad: thanks
Mom: lmao stop laying on the floor
*1 hour later*

Mom: lmao u lazy
Dad: bitch I'm dead
Mom: oh sorry
by The classic memer July 25, 2018
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Cookies

A womens breasts. Round and perky.
Look at her shes got cookies under that top.
by RG916 June 15, 2009
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The females vaginal system depending on race. Ex. Fortune cookie-spanish, asian, etc. Chocolate cookie-black or indian with a good suntan. Macadamia- White
For a white girl, I sure have one tasty macadamia cookie.
by Kristen Nikole May 24, 2005
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Do you want to come over and kee kee because I just got some Cookies today?
by Xing Shuay June 07, 2009
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cookies

Your mother wishes that she had made cookies that night instead of you.
by just another zemmiphobic January 08, 2010
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what a smart cookie...
that choclate chip cookie needs to stop acting black...
by husang December 21, 2007
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something very vague that makes no sense, often used by ambiguous people to confuse you since it has so many possible definitions. used by confused people who don't know what they want: could be nookie/sumpin sweet/randy baby could be just...a cookie made of flour and semisweet morsels. one never knows...ARGH so frustrating!
pizza was good, movie was good. then even when no cookies are present sayin..."time to eat a cookie."

by sweetcaKes February 21, 2006
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