asian peeing contests

Fun for the whole family

Dad: Lets go watch some asian women with low self-esteem pee really far!
kids: Yay!!!
Mom: I love asian peeing contests.
Dad: NO FUCKING SHIT EVERYONE LOVES IT!!
(Dad mercilessly beats Mom)
fuck you

by ashton keown 69s guys November 13, 2009

dick measuring contest

p friendly competition where guys display their pride to answer the question of, "Whose is bigger?" Not only more fair, but more fun, when judged by impartial female referees. especially when they take a "hand's on" approach to the judging.

The time had arrived for me to be judged in the dick measuring contest, a rite of passage for guys entering high school. Louise put her hand on my cock to hold it firm and straight while Jennifer held the ruler stretched out along its full length. As it happened, the number she read off - 9 7/8 inches - was enough for me to win, with a half inch to spare. What I enjoyed more than the thrill of victory, though, was the thrill I felt when Louise, not releasing her grip, slid her hand up and down my shaft, until I came. Nevertheless, I kind of enjoyed the notoriety my victory gave me, especially when suitably ambiguous stories recorded it in the student newspaper and, later that year, in the yearbook. Needless to say, it not only increased the respect I received from the other guys, but my popularity with the girls - apparently, size does count, at least with some girls.

by Charles LeChauve December 13, 2008

splooie contest

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.

Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007

nontheist

nontheist - a person that never considers religion in any form.
Differs from an atheist in that an athiest's belief is in not having beliefs.
Differs from an antithiest in that there is no active rebuttal of beliefs.
Essentially someome that neither has an opinion on, nor thinks about religion at all.

My friend John is a nontheist. I have never heard him engage in any religious conversation and when asked he honestly replied he had never really thought about it.

by Tannasgh December 1, 2005

Staring Contest

the act of looking at a females boobs and holding the stare for a long time.

man this girl had such big boobs i got in a staring contest.

by will stowe June 11, 2006

Liquid fire contest

Where people compete to see how much peper sauce they can drink a one sitting with nothing else. And sometimes people bet on the winner and when they do the winner usually gets part of the pot.

John won a liquid fire contest.

by Deep blue 2012 September 23, 2009

Unexpected Wet T-Shirt Contest

You can enter yourself in a wet t-shirt contest by standing too close to the curb on a rainy day. And a car drives by and gets your t-shirt wet.

Jane has nice nips after she was standing to close to the curb and a car drove by and gave her the unexpected wet t-shirt contest

by Giggidy1973 August 23, 2011