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Championship Contest

A contest to determine the champion among a group of males who are either a: under the influence of some kind of drug, or b: in an alcohol induced state of competitiveness. The winner, as determined by the group watching the championship contest (who are obligated to judge impartially) wins the championship as determined by the contest.
After smoking marijuana in the Bun Shed, they decided Colin would jump down the snow covered hill first in the championship contest.
by Dr. Buns-a-lot July 16, 2008
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Pissing Contest

1. (noun) A competition in which two or more people, usually (but not exclusively) male, urinate with the intention of producing the stream with the furthest distance.
2. (noun) Meaningless though nonetheless entertaining event or act in which people try to outdo one another.
The conversation between the two men was merely a pissing contest, both were trying to impress the attractive woman standing nearby with their wit and intelligence.
by Prettykitty July 26, 2003
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Eurovision Song Contest

Song contest held every single year in Europe. There is what as called The Big 6, The UK, France, Germany, Italy, Spain and the hosting country, these 6 automatically qualify for the Grand Finale, all the other countries however, have to qualify through the semi-finale.

It is a very political contest as The United Kingdom consistently finishes in the bottom 5 and Greece and Cyprus will religiously give each other the full 12pts every single time, the votes from these two countries, are very predictable. There is also the Nordic friendship with Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland, generally supporting each other. Malta will often vote for Italy and occasionally the UK. Azerbaijan and Armenia just simply don't really vote for each other as well due to political tension.

In Tel Aviv politcalness seemed to be the theme of the night with Iceland's group holding up Palestine flags after receiving their votes, and Madonna did a similar thing as well in the the break between the contest and voting session.

This year (2019), The Netherlands🇳🇱 won with Duncan Laurence's song 'Arcade' in Tel Aviv, Israel 🇮🇱. This means, The Netherlands 🇳🇱 will host the 2020 event and will automatically qualify.
"Do you want to watch Eurovision SONG Contest tonight?"
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
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shit eating contest

A particularly bad situation in which people seem to be unwittingly exacerbating things.
The Bush administration, a literal shit eating contest, the current job market.
by Jelly Mason July 10, 2014
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cuntext

When circumstances make it appropriate to use the word 'cunt'.
Mother: "Oh that lady was a cunt"
Daughter: "You can't say that!"
Mother: "It was in cuntext!"
by nachoworm December 4, 2010
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poopularity contest

When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.
A typical poopularity contest:

Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."

John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."
by mothercocker May 28, 2011
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Content cop

The death sentence of YouTube, Content cop is a series created and produced by YouTuber Ian Carter better known by his channel’s name: idubbbztv. Individuals met with the terrible fortune of being targeted by content cop include: Tana Mongoose, Ricegum, Keematar, Jinx, Leafyishere, extra... Content cops are infamous for entailing sudden subscriber drops and a negitive like to dislike ratio.
Hey niggerfaggot did you see the new content cop on Mel Gibson?
by To Jeff or not to Jeff March 12, 2018
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