Conan Gray's Hair 

something that transcends all mortal and immortal beings. it is beautiful and luscious and i want to eat it. it is also a very talented dancer, and sometimes appears in the form of a broccoli.

conan gray: hey y'all
me and every other fan: OMG HIS HAIR WE LOVE CONAN GRAY'S HAIR

some little asshole: conan gray's hair is ugly
me and every other fan: GO DIE IN A PUDDLE OF PISS YOU SUCKER

Conan Gray's Hair by rawrheheheh February 28, 2024

Conan Gray 

A 26 year old singer songwriter with 4 studio albums. They are Kid Krow, Superache, Found Heaven, and Wishbone. He also has an ep called Sunset Season. Also he is the love of my life

Person 1: who are you listening to?
Person 2: Conan gray, the most beautiful man—I mean best singer alive

Conan Gray by ultimate-conehead September 14, 2025

Conan Grays Arms

ARMS. BICEPS. 😻😻
THEY LOOK CHEWY

Person 1 "Why is that person drooling all over the floor looking at their phone?"
Person 2 "oh, their just looking at Conan grays arms, I can't blame them"

Conan Grays Arms by Ineedconangray January 1, 2026

Conan Gray

He’s perfect. His hair is perfect. His voice is perfect. His drawings are perfect. His personality is perfect.

I love him so much and IM GOING TO HIS CONCERT THIS YEARRR!!!

‘Who’s your favourite a-‘

‘Conan Gray.’

Conan Gray by I’m underneath your bed January 13, 2026

Conan Gray

He’s perfect. His hair is perfect. His voice is perfect. His drawings are perfect. His personality is perfect.

I love him so much and IM GOING TO HIS CONCERT THIS YEARRR!!!

‘Who’s your favourite a-‘

‘Conan Gray.’

Conan Gray by I’m underneath your bed January 13, 2026

no shit Conan 

The phrase "no shit Conan" refers to the phrase "no shit Sherlock", but instead of Sherlock it's Conan, the main character from the anime Detective Conan.

This phrase is the weeb version of the "no shit Sherlock".

Normie: Did you know that Conan likes Sherlock Holmes?
Weeb: No shit Conan.

no shit Conan by Karizaki January 3, 2019

Team Conan 

NBC is planning to give Jay Leno the 11:35 p.m. time slot and to either bump Conan to 12:05 or to move him off The Tonight Show altogether. Team Conan believes that this is balderdash and that NBC should favor Conan O'Brien, unequivocally a better comic and host than Leno.

"Leno sucks balls! Team Conan!"

Team Conan by GCV January 13, 2010