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Conquezzered

A state of being queezy, confused,and frustrated!

In other words not knowing what's going on,thinking like a zombie
Freddy "A hot chick wants me to come over"

Bob "well, why are you still standing here?"

Freddy "Huh, what did I say I forgot?"

Bob "Dude you're Conquezzered, go home and take a slumber. I will tell that chick you said hello"

Freddy "Huh?"
by Ling Ling 2013 September 7, 2013
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Conjuegal

To get someone to do something of an unwanted nature usually by under the radar manipulation, trickery or Tom Foolery.
That guy totally conjuegalled me into kissing him!
by justjaijai August 14, 2014
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contempathy

n. Contempt immediately followed by empathy, as coined by Marc Maron in his stand-up comedy special More Later.
I don't even know what it was, but my brain just went, "Fuck that guy," but then like two seconds later my brain just went, "Aw, he's sad." My contempathy for him was strong.
by riverharkness10 September 12, 2016
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Contempt Thread

A thread on a social media site used for collecting proof of a fictional character's limits. Used for arguing over who would win in a fight. Opposite of Respect Thread.
Don't be daft, Superman has been taken out by people much weaker than Thor. Check out his contempt thread.
by MugaSofer May 3, 2017
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conqueefador

to conquer pussy,: to penetrate many vaginal walls with such force causing explosions of vaginal farts
damb boy you think you a pimp nah bro I'm a conqueefador I conquer pussy the number sancho
by conqueefador Eddie locs December 8, 2018
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content goblin

A person who will do anything to produce internet "content" for views & follows, to the degree of creating controversy out of otherwise boring situations.
All he does is go into town with a camera and call the cops because it gives his 20k youtube channel clickbait video titles, such a content goblin.

All she does is film random clouds and call them aliens, what a weasley little content goblin.
by eelbucket March 30, 2022
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branded content

Long, boring advertisements on YouTube that no-one in their right mind would ever watch
"I just watched that awesome new piece of Branded Content from Dave's Autos," said no one ever.
by whatlofi January 3, 2014
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