Shoulder Coder

Someone who sits on your shoulder and directs you what to code. Usually these people don't understand that coding isn't as simple as pointing and directing what you want it to do. Coding requires thought, implentation and testing.

John: Hey, could you just make it so when the user clicks on that button, the section understand expands vertically.
Dom: Ok, yep... I'll get it done.

-John doesn't leave and expects you to have it working in seconds-

Dom: Yeah, go away and i'll fetch you when its ready... Damn shoulder coder

by Konoro King February 19, 2012

Cameron

A Cameron is the most handsome man that you will ever come across. Even Brad Pitt could never compare to this Cameron - not even when he was in “Legends of the Fall” (very true). This Cameron is beyond brilliant not only because he was blessed with the ability to learn but also with the desire to be brilliant, to be the best that he can be in all that he does. This Cameron is the most thoughtful, considerate man that you will ever meet. He says that he’s living his life for his happiness now but goes completely out of his way to ensure that you are happy in his presence. This Cameron has the sexiest voice you will ever hear. Even general conversation coming from this man’s mouth is sexy so you can only imagine how incredible it sounds when he’s pressing his cheek against yours whispering “special moments” in your ear. You’ve been given an amazing gift if you’ve ever been lucky enough to hear any of those words. And then there’s that smile - oh that smile… I’ve known of this Cameron for a very long time, been in his presence for a few brief moments but he has left an imprint on my soul that will remain always.

You're beyond lucky to know this Cameron.

by susanp416 May 27, 2014

camerlengo

An unusually large penile organ, comparable to elephantitis, accompanied by fainting or assick whenever an erection occurs, due to the large amount of blood it takes to fill it.

Oh my god Todd, this guy just put his camerlengo on my shoulder. I cant even believe my eyes.

by Scoops Kids June 11, 2006

video camera

1.thing to record countless hours of amusment and special effects.often invokes certain behavior that would otherwise be unaccepted.
2.expensive chinese crafted plastic which captures video footage .

yo bryan i cant believe you did that.it was on video camera

hey mason why are you using that freakin chinese crafted plastic which captures video footage.aka video camera.

by bryan mason July 1, 2008

David Cameron

Leader of the UK Conservative party. Ex Eton and thus Ex Oxford and thus lives in Notting Hill. Previously a PR guy. Bright, well educated Tory puppet that knows exactly what to say but doesn't have a clue what he's talking about. Represents a party of white male hoorah Henry's that are primarily ministers for lunch. Particularly good at attractive sound bites that cannot be put into policies because most of his own party don't actually like what he's saying. The green issue is a good example. Occasionally flies to the Artic to play with huskies because he is worried about climate change. Tendency to cycle to work only to be followed by a Chelsea tractor (Range Rover) carrying his files. Would be hugely successful as leader of the UK Liberal Democrat party.

David Cameron: "I say George, I rather fancy giving that whole politics lark a go"
George: "Now that is an idea. You know daddies in the party. He'll be so very pleased. Now more importantly, where are we going to go for lunch"?
David: "Old Humprey's friend has just opened up a restaurant off the old Portobello. George old boy, give the Daily mail a ring I think I'm in the mood for a spot of cycling!"
George: "Bravo! Now where has Smithy got to with the roller"?

by T Carruthers November 6, 2008

camera whore

Teen girl(s) who spend their time taking 'seductive' pictures of themselves and friends, as well as abstract, 'arty' subjects, and then post them on the internet in livejournals. Subsequently live and die by the reactions these pictures get in the form of comments, usually coming from less popular girls in the form of high praise for 'cuteness' etc. A girl with no life outside her internet circle of popularity.

Ashley posted 15 photoshopped self-portaits today- the camera whore!

by 7620 December 15, 2004

MOM GET THE CAMERA!

What to shout when something awesome happens (or you think is awesome), then realize that your mom won't get it.

{SCORE LIMIT REACHED}
WHAAAAT!! MOOOOOM! MOM GET THE CAMERA! MOM! OH MAI GOSH! AHHHH! OOOHHHH! YEAAAHHHHHH!

by ACarHitsUrFace July 8, 2016