columbia, mo

A town with an impressive local music scene, but also apparently home to people who don't know anything about the city (IE: those who call it "homophobic" and don't think there's anything fun to do besides "drink in the middle of corn").

It's too bad that some people are ignorant and give Columbia a bad name.

by No, seriously... March 20, 2005

fifth column

A group within a state that attempts to subvert and weaken the state in order to assist an enemy. First used during the Spanish Civil War.

The characterization of leftists in the United States as a Communist 'fifth column' by the McCarthyist witchhunters survives today in post-9/11 America; only now Arabs and Muslims are blacklisted.

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

columbian creampie

Like a standard creampie but with a twist... It a requires a room full of cocaine hungry whores and one dirty bastard that has the some (cociaine). He picks a girl, blows a load of cocaine up her using a rolled up piece of paper then has sex with that girl and cums inside her. The other girls in the room then lick the cum from that girl hoping to get some cocaine. Fantastic.

I ran outta coke last night, was in a hotel room with a load of whores and ended up doing a columbian creampie.

by Phil T. and Jim Rim October 18, 2007

columbian cum mountain

when strapping a man down, while 17 other men wack off and jizz all over his body and then throw the man off the mountain.

that guy deserves a columbian cum mountain.
do you recon he'll survive a columbian cum mountain ?

by cumstriker May 13, 2010

Colquhoun

Being very successful in life and trying your best to make sure everyone doesn't find out your secret "that your clearly better than them".

Did you see his house? He's clearly a Colquhoun. Don't believe him when he says he's not

by Michaelango Webbe June 14, 2011

columbia high school

a good place. sorta. school for lazy people that still wanna get good grades. full of slackers. a bit dangerous but not really. worst football team. ever. good boys soccer. amazing fencing.

columbia high school. interesting, very interesting

by margaux stinky April 8, 2007

Columbine High School Massacre

The Columbine High School massacre was a school shooting that occurred on April 20, 1999, at Columbine High School in Columbine, an unincorporated area of Jefferson County, Colorado, U.S. (Wikipedia)

Date: April 20, 1999
Location: Columbine High School, Colorado, United States
Total number of deaths: 15 (including both perpetrators)
Shooters: Dylan Klebold, Eric Harris
Perpetrators: Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold
Weapons: TEC-9, Hi-Point Carbine, Knife

Columbine High School Massacre was a Devastating Event, taking away 15 lives, including those of the perpetrators. It was found, nonetheless, that the perpetrators, Dylan Kebold and Eric Harris, were depressed and constantly bullied at school.

by The Canadian Textbook February 24, 2018