Colombian Necktie 

Slit the victim's throat from ear to ear. Dave Mustaine's preferred method of revenge.

I think you'd look nice in a Colombian necktie
Should stop your tongue from wagging the dog
No more stupidity from you, as I pull your tongue through
For a smile from ear to ear, now there's nothing to hear

-"Sleepwalker" by Megadeth

Colombian Necktie by deadmaker7 May 4, 2010

colombian deep fry 

To soak the male genitals in a fresh pot of Colombian brewed coffee usually to the point at which the genitals are ripe for the plucking

After that Colombian deep fry I hacked my sack off effortlessly and then went boating with Stacy.

colombian deep fry by MamaDuck April 24, 2009

Colombian Sledgehammer

Sexual Act in which one has anal sex with their sexual partner in a pile driver position while standing on ones bed while repeatedly hammering said partners against the headboard section of the mentioned bed. Often done immediately after a session of cabination.

"I just pulled the Colombian Sledgehammer on that bitch Monique."

Colombian Sledgehammer by Kirkanunu August 28, 2012

colombian white 

When you cum on a surface. Let it dry proceed to scrape it up, put it into lines. Then you sniff it up like cocaine.

Aye, Mike, last night me and Post Malone were doing Colombian white off a toilet during a party.

colombian white by Book reading wanker March 4, 2018

Colombian Bam-Bam  

N- Synonym for Cocaine.

The police were chasing Ricky Bobby because he had a kilo of Colombian Bam-Bam underneath his car.

Colombian Bam-Bam by pastaboy62 August 22, 2008

colombian penis

1. Of or pretaining to small dicks

2. A penis that gets little to no action

1. I feel as though i have a colombian penis, it's just that small.

colombian penis by Thomas Henry June 12, 2006

Colombian Teabag 

A Colombian teabag is when a male puts cocaine on his testicles and then teabags another person, an animal, or Gary Busey.

Gave that bitch a Colombian Teabag. Bitches love Colombian Teabags.

Colombian Teabag by Eyehole Man September 8, 2016