card collector

Someone who has officially collected more than one v-card.

"Did you hear Sally lost her v-card to a card collector last night"?

by Andrew Rambleon June 9, 2008

College Bob

An individual who is a school procrastinator, acts really hard to show-off/be cool, makes up stories to impress people about his lifestyle, is overly obnoxious/intolerable at times.

(Example 1)
Friend 1: I miss my girlfriend so bad man!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I haven't had some in a long time!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I'm about to go crazy man! I can't handle this!
Friend 2: YO! Chill man! Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!

(Example 2)

Friend 1: Hey guys! we haven't hung out in a long time! SOOO HOW ARE THE LADIIIIES!??
Friend 2: uuh.. i'm talking to this one girl.
Friend 1: YEAAA MY FRIEND IS GETTIN SOME!!
Friend 2: Chill man, your being a COLLEGE BOB again!

(Example 3)

Kevin's mom: So Michael, how's college?

Michael: Not that great. I haven't been studying as much. My GPA is like 2.5.

Kevin's mom: WOAH! that's not good. You have to study more.

Michael: Yea, I'm definitely stepping it up next semester!
(Mom walks away)

Kevin: So what happened man, why you're doing so bad?

Michael: I've been partying so much man!!OMG college is so awesome I LOVE DORMING! I lost track of drinking at so many parties and went to class with hangovers

Kevin: DUDE! who you trying to show off to? Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!

by Friend of the real Rob November 6, 2012

Callie

Callie can sometimes be shy but when you get to no her she will be bubbly, can't stop laughing and love to be with her friends. Callie likes to be funny (or trys to .) Callie is very pretty,funny and kind . Callie is a good person to be around . Sometimes Callie can be conscious of herself or worried how she looks.

Have you seen the the new girl Callie she is so funny and kind .

by Cool girl loves cupcakes November 6, 2017

Middlebury College

A large experimental chamber designed to measure the effects of extreme workload and stress on college students.

Life at Middlebury College: Study study write study all-nighter write drink study drink write write study drink write write write WRITE WRITE all-nighter WRITE WRITE die

by Wise_Truth_Teller November 3, 2012

Callie

The better Squid Sister

"Callie is better."

by Just some random teenager. March 21, 2021

CALLIE

THE best person you will ever meet! Is a bitch when she has to be.

yo its Callie!

by ginger gin September 11, 2019

college

An alternative to buying a Ferrari (they cost about the same).

Damn, that Ferrari costs almost as much as college.

by Duesey December 1, 2003