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Don Clendon

When two people connect a tube between their assholes, and proceed to shit back and forth. The name is probably a reference to passing a cigar around.
Jimmy and I did a nice Don Clendon. I just loved the feeling of his poop inside my asshole.
by Ivana Kakenmee October 23, 2008
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Jew Calendar

A calander the Jews use by filling in all the days that various establishments are giving something away for free or at an extremely reduced price.
Before we go out let me check my Jew calendar and see if we can get a free or cheap meal.
by Juls309 March 16, 2015
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clent

First discovered in late 2003(A.D.) "Clent" is a highly versatile word derived from the name of an English town, city, or.. whatever the hell it is... Its founders stumbled across the pitiful excuse for a place during a routine trip to Basingstoke, and found its resonance to be of a somewhat offensive nature. It has since been employed by perhaps five aspiring young rocket scientists as an expression for loathing and contempt.

Synonyms:
1. Most swear words and obscenities.
2. Thrush, herpes, the clap, syphilis, and venereal diseases in general.
3. Anything worthy of the following descriptions: shit, minging, crap, etc.
1. OH CLENT!
2. Oh dear, I think I caught the clent off old Bertha.
3. This is a pile of rotten clent!
by thecannibal March 12, 2004
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calen

calen is an athletic guy who is typically tall and thicc. they are a pussy magnet. They are smart but hide it with their amazingly good looks. And a Calen Martin dick is so so big, it is most likely known as a cockzilla!
women love calen

most men are jealous of calen
by LilTayWasHere March 31, 2019
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Coben

A real fun guy, who likes to play sports and run! He likes the color pink and flipping bottles. He wears the best shorts
wow he has style he must be a coben
by lammybaabaa October 4, 2016
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clench

adj. - When you have little time to do something; close; difficult.

Not to be confused with what you do to with your ass cheeks to prevent poop from involuntarily exiting.
"We have to be there in 5 minutes, it's gonna be pretty clench."

"I have all day surfing lessons for the next few weeks; my schedule is pretty clench right now."

"The exam had so much on it I barely finished. It was pretty clench."
by poopmasterappleseedbingboi April 28, 2011
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pussy clench

When You are giving it to a girl and she squeezes her lips and it pinches your king dong off
Last night my girl did a pussy clench and we had to go to the hospital to reattach my urethra
by Pussina November 16, 2014
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