cocktastrophe

So many men with penises, not including Wendy Williams, in the same room that their is about to be a catastrophe. Cocktastrophes have lead to some of the worst fights and wars in the history of the world. Including Kim and Nene fighting on real houswives of Atlanta.

There are so many men in that room that there is about to be a cocktastrophe. This is the same as a Vagaster buy with cocks.

by asperger's September 5, 2012

cocktasterrific

A typical cock-filled, fantastic, and terrific weekend for a sorority slut

"OMG, that was a fantastic and terrific weekend girl!"
"More like cocktasterrific for me, I could barely walk to Chemistry lab this morning."
"Awwww, invite me next time!"

by Boomkin March 5, 2014

cocksessed

The obsession of a mans penis. Applicable for females (And Males), if you're into that kind of thing. When all you do is love a good dick. A familiar dick though. When all that matters is you and his lovin'. When that becomes your moral compass in life. Cocksession however has been known to be the foundation for long lasting, happy, committed , healthy relationship...aaaand some times not.

I never really knew how cocksessed I've become with him. It ain't love but it'll do! Cocksession got me rolling my eyes to see heaven at the back of my head, girl. Love ain't shit.

by @shmindian November 22, 2014

Cocktastic

When something is so amazing you get an instant erection.

Oh man that new Fantastic Four movie is cocktastic!

by Fukkherrightinthepussy October 6, 2015

Cockbeast

A person who is a dick riding hypebeast

I don’t like the warriors but Kevin Durant did deserve his ring idc if he had to go to the warriors I just don’t want Lebron to get it -me you ain’t nun but a Cockbeast

by Marquavious June 6, 2018

Cocktater

When your cock smells like taters.

Guy 1:oh shit bruh I gotta hella stanky cocktater
Guy2: lemme get a sniff
God in heaven: tf y’all niggas doin?!

by J4X0 November 13, 2020

cockheadery

“cockheadery” is a word to describe someone’s cocky behaviour when they’re being a dickhead to a mate or person.

he mate you’re being a bit cockheadery don’t ya reckon?

by Big_cock_chungus December 16, 2021