Clingingsmith

1. The act of latching on to your significant other in pure ecstasy, and not letting go.

2. Probably the worst last name EVER

Kyle: Last night, me and the wifey made sweet love...for hours!!

Keith: Oh man, Was she all Clingingsmith!?

Kyle: Totally!!

by 2 Dent Ryder March 31, 2010

shit clinker

Fecal matter that has hardened and stuck to hair on or around the anal or vaginal region.

If I don't shower for a couple of days; I get some champion shit clinkers happening.

by beltlessmagnum March 13, 2009

clunge

Female Genitalia, almost Onomatopoeic.

I've Been Itching for some Clunge.

or

My Clunge is Itching

by Kippski August 23, 2005

Drop a clanger

To say something innocent in an unfortunate context that causes it to become hurtful or otherwise controversial.

"These two guys are gay"
"Thanks for letting me know, it doesn't bother me but I wouldn't want to drop a clanger"

by AndyTheROo November 30, 2011

clunge

vagina. can also be used more broadly to describe girls in general - similar to gash. used a lot by jay from the inbetweeners.

"there's plenty more clunge in the sea"

by hargecarn May 30, 2009

Clunge Scrubb

A cleaning device for ones vagine
Often to be used in the case of an extreamly disease ridden, unclean, scabby vagine

Girl 1: Mate have you got any Clunge Scrubb? My minge piece is itching like mad!
Girl 2: No sorry i ran out after Georgina gave me thrush...

by Cum Face June 23, 2009

Clunge Collecting

Where you proceed to go out in search for clunge. Your one and only aim is for clunge. This is called clunge collecting, you will do anything to get that clunge (girl/vagina).

Crystal: oh no its the minge mauraders ... i dont know how they've found us but they have... run! ... run!

Michelle: I hate those clunge collecting bastards. Darn them to heck.

Crystal: we betta get outta here before they collect our clunge.

Michelle: Thank god they didnt see us... but i knew that clunge collector... he does anything to get clunge nowadays ... i pretty sure they call him Wes around these parts.

by moleskinator August 24, 2009