All aboard the porcelain express!! You nestle down for what feels an epic. A high pitched fart whistles out of your puckered A-hole. There is an urgency like you never felt before.
With all your might you squeeze! Your muscles tighten just as your sphincter gives way! A mighty log of fecal matter and gas jettison out of your bungole on a one stop journey to hell! On its way down the log lays down a crooked rusty track that appears to be forged by satan himself.
The poo choo train express was quick, and brutal. It's all over in under 20 seconds. Looking down, the train wreck below leaves you sobbing in your crotch.
With all your might you squeeze! Your muscles tighten just as your sphincter gives way! A mighty log of fecal matter and gas jettison out of your bungole on a one stop journey to hell! On its way down the log lays down a crooked rusty track that appears to be forged by satan himself.
The poo choo train express was quick, and brutal. It's all over in under 20 seconds. Looking down, the train wreck below leaves you sobbing in your crotch.
Kieran : Dude... go check the toilet. I think I may have caused some serious damage to my anus.
Derek : (runs to toilet - runs out) my god, are you ok? That's horrific.
Kieran : I don't know what happened. It was all over so fast. First a simple toot... then an explosion. I feel like I've been ass raped man!!
Derek : (comforts Kieran) hey big fella, it's gonna be ok. You just had your first poo choo train express. First time is never easy. It's gonna be a while before you're ok. We better go break the bad news to the toilet duck.
Derek : (runs to toilet - runs out) my god, are you ok? That's horrific.
Kieran : I don't know what happened. It was all over so fast. First a simple toot... then an explosion. I feel like I've been ass raped man!!
Derek : (comforts Kieran) hey big fella, it's gonna be ok. You just had your first poo choo train express. First time is never easy. It's gonna be a while before you're ok. We better go break the bad news to the toilet duck.
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Carolee: How drunk was I last night?
Collin: You, me, and three of my buds all got into an 88 Choo-Choo Train, it was awesome.
Carolee: Is that why my ear hurts?
Collin: You, me, and three of my buds all got into an 88 Choo-Choo Train, it was awesome.
Carolee: Is that why my ear hurts?
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Thought to have come from the streets of Brisbane.
Is a part of Aussie slang natively used thought Queensland.
Thought to have come from the streets of Brisbane.
Is a part of Aussie slang natively used thought Queensland.
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