Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.

I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

by Luke Treu September 25, 2006

straight west coasting

drinking and smoking heavily.

Is when your smoking and drinking like the west coast your straight west coasting

by the v00do September 14, 2009

clousting

Clitoral jousting. Two buxom young fillies jousting using their clitorii as lances, often spurred on by a baying, male crowd.
Not to be confused with cousting

To finance their sordid pursuits, Sunit and Henry would often organise illicit clousting events

by Philippe Flopp May 4, 2006

Choosing my battles

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.

You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.

by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015

chatting the most

Talking a lot of rubbishness

Mollie: i stole £1.6 million
Sally: y you chatting the most?

by Bossman£ June 11, 2017

chasing a bobcat

Alternate phrase for “taking a shit”. This phrase is used when in the presence of others or over public communication channels to tell individuals familiar with the phrase that you are currently in the shitter.
Also used as a warning to others that you or somebody else have just takin a shit or that it smells like someone around has shit their pants.

I.e. Conversation over the radio
Jeff: “Tim, what is your 20?”
Tim: “Chasing a bobcat upstairs”

Alternatively,

Tim: “WATCH OUT! There’s a bobcat on the deck!”

by GDI Slayer October 20, 2017

Chatting breeze

Basically meaning you are talking a load of crap, I.e not making any sense, or just saying random/irrelevant shit in general.

Person 1: “why the fuck does milk make cereal wet”
Person 2: “mate you’re actually chatting breeze”

by HavingMeOn June 23, 2018