Cheesed

Jacking off in someones ear.

Person 1-"Damn, I just got Cheesed."
Person 2-"Haha, sucker."

by Flying Piggie July 19, 2011

cheesedoodle

a cheesedoodle is a reference to a man with a small penis. typically a cheesedoodle will attempt to distract his sexual interst from discovering his imperfection by emanating large amounts of confidence, driving a large truck, or convincing his sexual interest to consume ample amounts of drugs or alcohol before engaging in sexual activities.

That guy is superhott but he's a total cheesedoodle.

by Andie Beck April 12, 2009

chewedkandi

An amazingly great place where we can meet extraordinary friends at its boards. Lovely host whose butt can go numb at times will entertain you greatly!

chewedkandi.net rocks my socks!

by Jenna June 29, 2004

fetta cheesed

To have a sweaty gouch(area between your asshole and and your nutsack). Then when it dries up you get this flakey skin thats salty and yellow. Then you rub your gouch with your hand over someone's face when there sleeping. So that it flakes in their mouth. You can also do this when your eating dinner and your friend leaves the room. You crawl up on that table. Drop your pants and fetta cheese all up on their food.

Ex.1
Friend 1: You wanna go to that italian place tonight?
Friend 2: Nah, I'm pretty full from being fetta cheesed.
Ex.2
Friend 1:(wakes up to being fetta cheesed)What the fuck are you doing?
Friend 2: Your being fetta cheesed bitch.(fart!!)

by Dan ,and Derek wilson December 14, 2006

cheezed

Ridiculously high

Dude, those dank nuggets got me wicked cheezed.

by Zak November 28, 2003

chewed-up-and-spat-out

When someone utterly schools your ass, esp. With regards to school marks. May also be applied to social situations like being yelled at.

I was talking to a friend about this femme fatale we know and he said "you'll be chewed-up-and-spat-out by her without so much as a hand gesture".

by I'll be blank, thanx November 7, 2013

cheesedog

A little boy with a mullet.

Has a voice of a 9 year old.

He hasn't hit puberty yet he's so a cheesedog

by Doobie April 1, 2005